Penny Mordaunt carries the King's chopper - would you?

[fastcar669]

Saw Penny Mordont today and fuckin ell she looked fit. Never done it for me in the past but certainly takes a turn for better when she’s doing a bit of sword juggling and dressing up !

[Adoniron]

Don't like her but thought she did a great job today.

[Spunky34]

Thought the outfit was a bit sci-fi to be honest, but I wouldn’t have fancied holding that sword in position for basically the entire service.  Fair play to her.

[Dipper]

Saw Penny Mordont today and fuckin ell she looked fit.

I thought the same, very sexy.

[PepeMAGA]

I would.

[sparkus]

Loved the bit when the Archbishop said to Camilla "Will you receive the royal road?"

[timsussex]

Penny Mordaunt only got the job because after the Tory party leadership Liz Truss had to offer her some sort of post and Lord Chancellor would keep her out of the limelight 

[Jonestown]

Penny Mordaunt only got the job because after the Tory party leadership Liz Truss had to offer her some sort of post and Lord Chancellor would keep her out of the limelight 

Looked to me that, rather than get the job by default, she was born to it.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Changing the subjest a tad, doesnt Justin Welby make a good Archbishop fine speaking voice!..

[DastardlyDick]

I only got as far as the fine display of cleavage!
To be fair to her,  she did point out that the Military, Police etc had to stand for a lot longer than her.

[sparkus]

Loved the bit when the Archbishop said to Camilla "Will you receive the royal road?"

I typed rod but fucking autocorrect...

[JontyR]

Lots of things about her make me think that she is an absolute star at presenting herself to her very best.

I reckon I'd enjoy the drunked fumbly cab ride home, the bunk up, but in the morning when the slap is off and its all rolling out and dimply I'd be giving a wrong number.

[Dipper]

Lots of things about her make me think that she is an absolute star at presenting herself to her very best.

I reckon I'd enjoy the drunked fumbly cab ride home, the bunk up, but in the morning when the slap is off and its all rolling out and dimply I'd be giving a wrong number.

 

[Problem Child]

Damn right I’d fuck her.. I’ve always thought that.
She fits into my profile of any *reasonably* attractive woman between 20 and 60. My definition of reasonably is a lot wider than most too which certainly helps when you have our hobby 😁

[Vice Admiral]

Penny Mordaunt only got the job because after the Tory party leadership Liz Truss had to offer her some sort of post and Lord Chancellor would keep her out of the limelight 

Penny Mordaunt's actual position in government – Leader of the House of Commons and Lord President of the Council – arguably keeps her even further out of the limelight than would being Lord Chancellor (current incumbent Alex Chalk).

Except, of course, on Coronation Day.

[chrishornx]

Penny Mordaunt only got the job because after the Tory party leadership Liz Truss had to offer her some sort of post and Lord Chancellor would keep her out of the limelight 

Wrong she isn't Lord Chancellor 

[Vice Admiral]

Penny is also, of course, a Portsmouth MP – and over the years I've done a fair bit of punting in her seat (oo-er, missus). 

[David1970]

To answer the topic

Topic: Penny Mordaunt carries the King's chopper - would you?

The answer is no, she looks sour faced, overweight and I think humping her would be as interesting as humping a sack of potatoes.

[chrishornx]

To answer the topic

Topic: Penny Mordaunt carries the King's chopper - would you?

The answer is no, she looks sour faced, overweight and I think humping her would be as interesting as humping a sack of potatoes.

perhaps the OP was asking if 'you'  would carry the King's chopper? - certainly not

[timsussex]

Penny Mordaunt's actual position in government – Leader of the House of Commons and Lord President of the Council – arguably keeps her even further out of the limelight than would being Lord Chancellor (current incumbent Alex Chalk).

Except, of course, on Coronation Day.

apologies I quoted someone else without checking details

[sir wanksalot]

Lots of things about her make me think that she is an absolute star at presenting herself to her very best.

I reckon I'd enjoy the drunked fumbly cab ride home, the bunk up, but in the morning when the slap is off and its all rolling out and dimply I'd be giving a wrong number.

 

Yeah-it's in the morning when all the scaffolding is down that I'd have regrets but give it some time and she'd lure me in again.

[PepeMAGA]

Apparently she was supposed to wear a more traditional outfit but came up with that one herself to look more feminine.

[sir wanksalot]

Apparently she was supposed to wear a more traditional outfit but came up with that one herself to look more feminine.

It was always a man who performed that role and she didn't think that that uniform was appropriate so she chose it herself AND paid for it herself

[scutty brown]

It was always a man who performed that role and she didn't think that that uniform was appropriate so she chose it herself AND paid for it herself

I wonder if she was having a quiet protest..............the headdress is a straight rip of this bust of the Greek God Artemis, who the Romans called Diana

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[albert56]

Hat's off to her. Amazing performance on the day. I certainly wouldn't mind a go on her.....

[JontyR]

I wonder if she was having a quiet protest..............the headdress is a straight rip of this bust of the Greek God Artemis, who the Romans called Diana

Don't think she's that bright to be honest.

[sir wanksalot]

Don't think she's that bright to be honest.

do you really have to lower the tone of the conversation by bringing intelligence into the debate? 

[Landscape]

This image of Poundland Penny is currently doing the rounds. 

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[Pillowtalk]

If you want to see Penny at her finest, turn to YouTube and search Penny Mordent v Angela Rayner. Sit back and enjoy...

[bossanova]

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And in answer to the original question – yes

[Adoniron]

I can't believe that some people are saying she would make a good prime minister because she can walk in a straight line while carrying a sword. It shows how low we have shrunk.

[DastardlyDick]

I can't believe that some people are saying she would make a good prime minister because she can walk in a straight line while carrying a sword. It shows how low we have shrunk.

In the current line up, walking in a straight line successfully is quite an achievement on it's own, add a bit of multi-tasking (carrying a bloody great sword) and remembering where to stand puts her on near genius level by comparison! 
Her and Angela Rayner on opposite sides of the despatch box in suitably low cut frocks would certainly make PMQs a lot more interesting!

[RedKettle]

Her and Angela Rayner on opposite sides of the despatch box in suitably low cut frocks would certainly make PMQs a lot more interesting!

They could make a fortune on Only Fans…

[sparkus]

They could make a fortune on Only Fans…

Rayner scares the crap out of me but Lisa Nandy looks packing a solid pair, even if she's butters and irritating. That would be a better exchange.