Diana - South Kensington House of Divine

[Dead Wood]

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I guess most of us London types know where this is? Ground floor flat three minutes from Gloucester road tube.

I spent most of the day trying to hook up with sexy4you_maya, as she’s more my type.  But i failed.

N.B. My type would appear to currently be:

1.Cheap/slim/youthful/pretty

2.A largely unknown quantity - could be brilliant/could be shit.

3.Involve a journey into the unknown corners of london – like ‘Perivale’, or ‘Hither Green’ – and a nervous search for the venue, which I actually find rather titillating. Perhaps I secretly want someone to beat me up? i am planning to visit 'Greenford' for a punt later this week. which is somewhere out west, but i don't really know where.

But it got to 6.30, and my ‘gentleman’s particulars’ pointed me towards HOD.

I guess Diana is in her late twenties/early thirties, Slim – nicely put together – nice boobs and a sultry, EE face. Super friendly. Takes good pounding. Not particularly saucy, compared – say – to Sabrina at the same address, although she makes good sex noises.  I basically lined her up to the mirror and 'boffed' her from behind for most of the time, all the while admiring my own red faced, frenzied, middle aged magnificence in the mirror. I was like Christian Bale in American Psycho – the scene where he rogers some hookers, and admires his guns. Not the scene where he murders people. Actually, it was totally unlike any of this appalling film in every way imaginable. 

Pros

Coms very good
Nice slim body
Super friendly
Let me have a puff on her electronic cigarette.

Cons

No hot water. Huh?
No FK. Huh?
She’s not Rhianna, the maid, who opened the door. I must have her. I will have her!

I can’t give her a negative as I had a perfectly nice time, but it wasn't much to write home about. I’ve had much better at this venue. I was her last client – I guess she was pretty knackered. All that ‘boffing’.

and if anyone here can point me towards a cheap/slim/youthful/pretty/friendly lady who answers her bloody phone - i'll be your friend for life. Although you can never come round to my house, as the wife will ask questions. 

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[Meursault]

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Not particularly saucy, compared – say – to Sabrina at the same address, although she makes good sex noises.  I basically lined her up to the mirror and 'boffed' her from behind for most of the time, all the while admiring my own red faced, frenzied, middle aged magnificence in the mirror. I was like Christian Bale in American Psycho – the scene where he rogers some hookers, and admires his guns. Not the scene where he murders people. Actually, it was totally unlike any of this appalling film in every way imaginable. 

Highly amusing and there was a decent review hidden in there too!
Thanks
 

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glad to be of service.

[vt]

I first met her as Karina at LMP about 3 yrs ago when she was around 27. Her banging body and pleasant nature encouraged me to meet her 1-2-1. Like you, I found the experience less than fulfilling with her restrictions on kissing and cumming on her body...I didn't return again when there were so many other warmer & more responsive girls available.