Fulham Massage & Wellness / Chantara Thai Massage - a bizarre conversation

[Hotspur]

Sorry if this is a bit of a ramble.

So I rang the number on the first ad and it went into voicemail. Left a brief message as to whether they were open.

Got a text reply with no definitive answer but presumed they were as I got a response.

Asked if I could call to discuss. Reply No. Text only.

I then composed a text asking for a better description of services, prices and whether it was the lady in the photo.

Her answer was "What is your name and where are you from?" I gave a false name and said London. She replied which part of London? Gave a random answer and asked if she could answer my original question.

Her answer was why do you want to know if its me? I gave the obvious reply. She then sent me a rehash of the text in the ad with a final added sentence of "we offer other services" but no mention of what or prices.

I then said are you available this afternoon? She said possibly but we require part payment in advance! I said don't so part payment but would pay cash on arrival. She said bye and I told her to f*ck right off.

I then discovered that the ad right above was same telephone number but with a shop front shown. Nail bar with massage rooms.

External Link/Members Only..

External Link/Members Only another example of the piss take that these people think they can get away with.

Would be interested to know if anybody had had a "real' experience here?

[petermisc]

Getting a text message back after calling someone is not an indication that anyone is there (although it sounds like there was in this case).  Many SPs I know have set their phones to automatically send a text back when someone calls.

It sounds to me like this is a legit parlour, that has got fed up with punters calling and texting asking about "services".  But interested to know if otherwise, as this is a part of London I sometimes visit.

[Jonestown]

It sounds to me like this is a legit parlour, that has got fed up with punters calling and texting asking about "services".  But interested to know if otherwise, as this is a part of London I sometimes visit.

I’d doubt it was a legit parlour at £100/hr, well not in Putney Bridge area.

[petermisc]

Looks like she is moving around a bit.  A search on her number brings up ads in Manchester and Coventry.

[Hotspur]

As a prospective buyer of said services, to be asked for my name and location in the first instance, is a first for me. I agree with Jonestown that it's probably not legit.
My guess is she's the "receptionist" and follows these principles. Tell them nothing, have a pricing menu which is nondescript, ask for part payment then tell them to f*ck off if they don't like it.

Caveat emptor