Saucy_S - Basingstoke

[Bonker]

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I ummed and ahhed about this profile as the photos are rather uninspiring. Sent a text and the response was friendly. Asked a bit more and felt encouraged enough to book half an hour for £100.

Ordinary, down-market neighbourhood. I was expecting this and left Smithers with the roller  in a nearby boulevard, took out an old pram filled with cider bottles, wore torn clothes and fitted in well.

Nice,  cheery, GND, blonde on top and pink on the bottom. Pretty nuff.

She was rather forward and tried to kiss me without as much as a how do you do. Unhand me please young strumpet, I expostulated. I am a gentleman and require proper introduction. She backed off and sat on the bed.

Properly and carefully, I stuffed my cock into her mouth. All the way. Melange of fellatio, cunnilingus and arias from Rigoletto.

Time flew by. Grunting and spurting.
Back out on the street,  squatted down in the middle of the road blocking transit vans, uttering profanities, gesticulating at teenage mothers and swigging cider. To complete my disguise and fade in. Worked perfectly until 5 young ruffians attempted to perform orthodontistry.

Usain bolted to the waiting Smithers and safety.

Would I recommend and return. Indubitably.

[The sperminator]

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I ummed and ahhed about this profile as the photos are rather uninspiring. Sent a text and the response was friendly. Asked a bit more and felt encouraged enough to book half an hour for £100.

Ordinary, down-market neighbourhood. I was expecting this and left Smithers with the roller  in a nearby boulevard, took out an old pram filled with cider bottles, wore torn clothes and fitted in well.

Nice,  cheery, GND, blonde on top and pink on the bottom. Pretty nuff.

She was rather forward and tried to kiss me without as much as a how do you do. Unhand me please young strumpet, I expostulated. I am a gentleman and require proper introduction. She backed off and sat on the bed.

Properly and carefully, I stuffed my cock into her mouth. All the way. Melange of fellatio, cunnilingus and arias from Rigoletto.

Time flew by. Grunting and spurting.
Back out on the street,  squatted down in the middle of the road blocking transit vans, uttering profanities, gesticulating at teenage mothers and swigging cider. To complete my disguise and fade in. Worked perfectly until 5 young ruffians attempted to perform orthodontistry.

Usain bolted to the waiting Smithers and safety.

Would I recommend and return. Indubitably.

Is this also availble in english?

[Bonker]

Niet

[DevilTimed]

Guess we learn very little about the girl, and instead get a pretty mediocre comedy story.

Glad your getting creative and enjoying yourself, but try to add spme actual details thay help others out.

[escariotpaul]

First class and excellent, whatever the ‘bah humbugs’ may have to say!

[Fatman]

Great review… I’m expecting you will get some heat from the old gard…” this review is not in context “
 

[contentguy]

What’s not to like about the review.   

It’s got the key facts.

Hope Smithers was ok and that your carriage was intact.

[mh]

I understood it perfectly well too!

[Bonker]

Thank you gentlemen.

[Bonker]

Went again last month and the standard has slipped, sadly.

A little more paunch, less effort, more jade (is there such a thing? ) poorer service. 'Attitude' from booking to exit.

Risk of EAS - Zero. Recommendation - Nah.
Return visit - yes, as soon as my bollock to brain transfer operation is completed.

[Murray Mint]

Went again last month and the standard has slipped, sadly.

A little more paunch, less effort, more jade (is there such a thing? ) poorer service. 'Attitude' from booking to exit.

Risk of EAS - Zero. Recommendation - Nah.
Return visit - yes, as soon as my bollock to brain transfer operation is completed.

Perhaps she didn't like your review!