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Venue - posh house on a posh estate not very discreet. Unfortunately the inside of the house is a shit hole. It’s obviously a family home but it doesn’t look like it’s been decorated since the 90’s! Massage table in the dining room with light shining through the blinds so no ambiance and it was rather cold.
The Masseuse - Elizabeth/Lizzy must be mid to late 30’s, fairly tall I’d say 5’8, very plain no make up, dressed in baggy cheap clothes. Not very talkative, doesn’t smile, very mechanical. Offers standard massage at £75 for an hour or sensual at £120.
The Massage - started face down and completely naked (me). Took me a while to figure out what she had in her hands as originally I thought she had some sort of massage glove on but it turned out to be latex rubber gloves
The massage was sub par and there was no music and conversation was non existent. On the turn I saw the gloves which was just off pouting. The tug at the end was awful and I gave up and left in the end.
Conclusion - out of the 1000 massages I’ve had, never have I seen a masseuse wear latex gloves
besides the gloves the massage was basic and no enthusiasm. House was a dive and she is well over priced. One to avoid!
