Author Topic: Milking Table - Milton Keynes  (Read 5501 times)

Offline Uncutcock4u2c

Just seen this ad..

External Link/Members Only

Will TOFTT and report..

Offline Stevelondon

Cheers for that. Would be good to know if any extras on offer.....RO for instance.

Been years since I experienced a milking table massage.

Mistress Azumi has a bondage bench with a hole in it.....but for the more BDSM/Fetish style of play to be honest.

Offline Often Visitor

Highly unlikely the OP will do a review given he has been a member for over 7 years with 3 posts and not one review  :dash:

Offline webpunter

This place was advertised for a while back in 2016
External Link/Members Only
High table like on hegre clips
I tried making contact several times, all of them unsuccessful  :dash:




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Offline Stevelondon

Jesus Webby. That bloody table doesn’t look comfortable does it ?

Offline webpunter

Jesus Webby. That bloody table doesn’t look comfortable does it ?

It doesnt tho you dont want too much padding
Best to have 'more' poking through below
Thought i'd try & help you out matey  ;)

Offline Stevelondon

It doesnt tho you dont want too much padding
Best to have 'more' poking through below
Thought i'd try & help you out matey  ;)

Are you suggesting I’m small down there. 😱

Offline webpunter

Are you suggesting I’m small down there. 😱

I was but jestin
Unless i've struck a raw nerve  ;)

Anyways the covering on the massage burds bench this would appear to be a sheet fitted for the purpose
Around the hole
I cant imagine that this is easy to change so i wonder how often this happens ?
Edit:  not like a standard massage bench / futon where there are towel changes and / or paper on a roll

The good news is that the legs of the bench look sturdy
You dont want a rickety one especially if the burd hops on for some b2b & your equipment is poking through the hole
I wonder what reaction times would be like if it were to collapse ? :scare:
« Last Edit: March 13, 2023, 09:35:24 pm by webpunter »

Offline Stevelondon

It’s been a month. Wonder if the OP went to TOFTT.

Or wait.

Could he have gone and the table actually did collapse.  :scare:

RIP mate.

Offline webpunter

It’s been a month. Wonder if the OP went to TOFTT.

Or wait.

Could he have gone and the table actually did collapse.  :scare:

RIP mate.

 :lol:
Only a month  :rolleyes:
With a bench collapse he has his uncutcock to break his fall
Using the word 'mate' to reference the OP ??

Offline Often Visitor

I think you are all being very unkind to the OP :yahoo: after all the cost of living crisis effects everyone even children so after buying sweets with his pocket money it will take him a long time to save up the money :lol:

Offline webpunter

I think you are all being very unkind to the OP :yahoo: after all the cost of living crisis effects everyone even children so after buying sweets with his pocket money it will take him a long time to save up the money :lol:

 :lol: 
Now now, calling out waste of space UKP'ers isnt the done thing anymore
Helping the less fortunate, care in the [online] community & similar mullarkey it is
There is no  :yahoo: to be allowed !