Morgan @ House of Divine (HOD) - Victoria

[Fuzzyduck]

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Morgan has been on the HL for a while. She's well reviewed here: to find them, search on the URLs. A shortcut is to search for the 4 digit identifier that each HOD girl seems to have (similar to the AW userid). In this case, it's 3249.

Comms
Comms is excellent with HOD. Easy to arrange. Booked a few days in advance, confirmed in the morning on the day.

Location
HOD Towers, a short walk from Victoria station. Fit for purpose. Reasonable shower.

The girl
Described many times in previous reviews and, judging by the consensus, I'm an outlier since I didn't find her that attractive. Mid-late 20s brunette, maybe 5'5"-5'6", size 14, long thick dark hair. She has pretty eyes but they're small for her face (IMO). Yes, she's got big tits, but they aren't firm; she's out of shape and carrying some excess. Friendly, chatty and easy to get on with.

The service
Typical story here: you arrive on time, get ushered to the room and you wait. You listen to them chatting and laughing. 5 minutes in and I'm wondering if I'm going to get asked to have a shower as well (thus cutting more of my time) but surprisingly not. Morgan breezes in, wearing some nice looking lingerie, and wants to get right down to it. We start with some kissing, but it's light and stays light throughout the punt.

I usually get a solid stiffy from the early kissing and groping but I'm not feeling it today. We move to the bed and she goes down on my half mast. To be fair, she gives pretty good head, uses her tongue well, and gives the balls some attention. Although I was enjoying it, she resorted to the wank too early and too often for my liking. I was feeling optimistic and asked for doggy. In hindsight I should have stuck to the blowjob. The couple of minutes I gave it was uninspiring so I asked to finish off with some more head. Strictly speaking it was a CIM finish for about a second, but she spat out instantly, loudly and not very discreetly. Who says romance is dead?

Quick shower and out on the half hour. £80/HH no extras.

Rating
Reasonably blowjob but overall underwhelming.

[Fuzzyduck]

Could someone else fix my mistake regarding the location, please? The 2nd "Morgan" should read "Victoria". Cheers

[GingerNuts]

Could someone else fix my mistake regarding the location, please? The 2nd "Morgan" should read "Victoria". Cheers

[ampithestud1]

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

Morgan has been on the HL for a while. She's well reviewed here: to find them, search on the URLs. A shortcut is to search for the 4 digit identifier that each HOD girl seems to have (similar to the AW userid). In this case, it's 3249.

Comms
Comms is excellent with HOD. Easy to arrange. Booked a few days in advance, confirmed in the morning on the day.

Location
HOD Towers, a short walk from Victoria station. Fit for purpose. Reasonable shower.

The girl
Described many times in previous reviews and, judging by the consensus, I'm an outlier since I didn't find her that attractive. Mid-late 20s brunette, maybe 5'5"-5'6", size 14, long thick dark hair. She has pretty eyes but they're small for her face (IMO). Yes, she's got big tits, but they aren't firm; she's out of shape and carrying some excess. Friendly, chatty and easy to get on with.

The service
Typical story here: you arrive on time, get ushered to the room and you wait. You listen to them chatting and laughing. 5 minutes in and I'm wondering if I'm going to get asked to have a shower as well (thus cutting more of my time) but surprisingly not. Morgan breezes in, wearing some nice looking lingerie, and wants to get right down to it. We start with some kissing, but it's light and stays light throughout the punt.

I usually get a solid stiffy from the early kissing and groping but I'm not feeling it today. We move to the bed and she goes down on my half mast. To be fair, she gives pretty good head, uses her tongue well, and gives the balls some attention. Although I was enjoying it, she resorted to the wank too early and too often for my liking. I was feeling optimistic and asked for doggy. In hindsight I should have stuck to the blowjob. The couple of minutes I gave it was uninspiring so I asked to finish off with some more head. Strictly speaking it was a CIM finish for about a second, but she spat out instantly, loudly and not very discreetly. Who says romance is dead?

Quick shower and out on the half hour. £80/HH no extras.

Rating
Reasonably blowjob but overall underwhelming.

Thanks for posting your experience as she's been on my HL for a very long time too. I was mainly after the tits so knowing they aren't firm is disappointing.

Most of her reviews also seem to mention lack of eye contact, very shallow OWO and very light FK. I know you've covered some of these in your review but any more detail would be much appreciated.

[bedhedred]

My neg review does not show in a simple search:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=340646.0

[Fuzzyduck]

My neg review does not show in a simple search:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=340646.0

Odd. If I search just using 3249 and it's towards the bottom of the list.

[Fuzzyduck]

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for posting your experience as she's been on my HL for a very long time too. I was mainly after the tits so knowing they aren't firm is disappointing.

Most of her reviews also seem to mention lack of eye contact, very shallow OWO and very light FK. I know you've covered some of these in your review but any more detail would be much appreciated.

Level of eye contact is subjective but she didn't avoid it. However, she also didn't use it as a tool, as part of the experience, e.g. little eye contact during the blowjob.
I wouldn't say very shallow OWO but she focussed on the top half of my cock. No DT.
Kissing was light and I didn't get much out of it.

 I didn't feel likeIt didn't feel like she was avoiding eye contact, m. She didn't give me any eyes during OWO.

[ampithestud1]

Level of eye contact is subjective but she didn't avoid it. However, she also didn't use it as a tool, as part of the experience, e.g. little eye contact during the blowjob.
I wouldn't say very shallow OWO but she focussed on the top half of my cock. No DT.
Kissing was light and I didn't get much out of it.

 I didn't feel likeIt didn't feel like she was avoiding eye contact, m. She didn't give me any eyes during OWO.

Thanks for elaborating. It appears that whilst friendly and chatty she isn't very engaged during the action and turning it into a positive experience is entirely down to her client.

Off the HL she goes.

[bedhedred]

Odd. If I search just using 3249 and it's towards the bottom of the list.

I searched with the full string html and it didn't appear. So without decent indexing, there are plenty of HoD/mke/annabellas reviews which get overlooked.

She didn't give eye contact or any intensifiers to me either. I definitely felt like a random punter.

My luck with BBW girls is awful and I avoid them now if I can help it. It strikes me as topsy-turvy that really good looking girls treat me better (on average) than bbws.