Not so much lost in translation, but a grammatical error on my part.
I has a SA girl last Summer. Stunning EE and fun in bed. Reasonable price as well at £250 for a few hours.
And she really liked me. I really liked her. We were good together.
I sent her a text just before the fourth visit.
'Hi xxxx hope all's good. I look forward to seeing you on Monday at 5. Cheers, Crockers.'
I missed the 'p' in 'hope' so it read:
' Hi xxxx, hoes all good...'
She went ballistic and blocked my number and on SA despite my apologies.
Worst thing is she now thinks I'm a sexist pig.
I miss her.