Busty Nicola - Farnborough. Clueless and distant

[dubhcarr]

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I had not punted for a while and was tired of Thai SPs so after looking through the availability settled on Nicola. No reviews but Polish women are usually OK so it was a punt.

Expectation: Polish GFE

Comms: good by txt 60/80/100/120   15/30/45/60 so I booked at four hours notice 60 min at £120 Lizzies

Venue: good block near BMW nice appt seen many here. Park on nearby road as appt block is in private parking zone.

Services: not much peck BJ OWO RO69 NP HJ

The SP: pretty 6 size 8 32 B natural tits big stomach maybe child related sunbed brown as a berry age circa 40 tied blond hair 5'5" tatts to arm and shoulder friendly no english and I cannot say whether she is the SP in the poor profile pics I suspect not and I suspect that this is a shared profile.

The meet: arrived 5 min early buzzed in Nicola is hiding behind the door hello peck she looks reserved but confirm services and go for shower. On return she is still organising her room then oh forgotten the condoms and gels etc so out without a word and back with the goodies. Peck onto bed and she sits there. Ok start BJ OWO which was ok to start and went downhill as she seemed not to know what to do. Was this inexperience or attitude? I was not sure as she was smiling and continually asking if I was OK as she flipped for 69. Sweet pussy didn't look as if it had seen much action and she was in an awkward position which meant I would need a 10 inch tongue to be successful. After a few mins she jumps off OK? she asks, no, so she starts HJ while nipping my nipples ouch! Bod Mhor was not happy and was starting to rebel. Modified her nipple technique as we blundered through some lost in translation and I thought OK lets finish this so she lubes BM and HJ to completion while now gently licking my nipples. So some chat as I was wondering whether to try again and asked her for a massage to gauge BM's mood. Crap back massage for 5 mins again some lost in translation and I got up showered and left. In all 40 mins.

Conclusion: Solid negative for the total lack of any skill or competence. I like FK/DFK hugs prolonged oral to cement my mood and this was all lacking. Nicole is a friendly woman and is a little nervous. Totally unsuited for this trade IMO her services are not as her profile. I guess YHB will dodge a bullet here unless you are perverse and I was annoyed at using an unproven/unreviewed SP. I guess the desert that is Farnborough exists still and I notice many mixed reviews for higher priced Sp's in the manor. They always say when you fall off get back into the saddle quickly and that's what I will do. Punting is an attitude of mind for me and gets better with practice.

Happy safe punting   

[John987654321]

What's 'peck'? Sorry if I'm being dim. You use it twiice. Second time I thought it might just be a typo for 'back' but in the first instance I couldn't work it out. Will probably turn out to be really obvious!

Anyway, sorry to hear you had such a shitty punt. Thanks for TOFTT.

[dubhcarr]

like a chicken pecks the ground with its beak to pick something up. Not a kiss but an abrupt assault on your lips or cheek.   

[John987654321]

like a chicken pecks the ground with its beak to pick something up. Not a kiss but an abrupt assault on your lips or cheek.   

I was aware of it in relation to kissing, it just doesn't seem to make sense in the context. For example: “Services: not much peck BJ OWO RO69 NP HJ”

I think I get it now; it’s not ‘not much peck’ which is how I read it; it’s ‘not much’ for services and ‘peck BJ’ meaning rubbish BJ presumably given what you say later. Is that right?

I’m not trying to pick holes, I just didn’t quite understand your meaning.

[dubhcarr]

sorry for the confusion but the main thrust is that this SP was a poor experience and a total waste of my hard earned.   

[luckisalady]

Looking at the pictures, her hands and neck area suggest she's into her 50's....

[dubhcarr]

I'm sure this profile is swapped this woman is circa 40 

[MrMatrix]

Clueless and Distant... Kinda says it all DC. She's says shes 36 , so you think she'd have some idea.
Better luck next time.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks Mr M.  Do not trust the profile as the woman I met certainly did not have the fine chest illustrated a B cup at best. Profile swapping and no face pics are contributing significantly to risk of a poor punt. Seems to be a lot of transient SPs in the manor just now I have met a couple of Polish shockers in the past three months.(not to be confused with trans  )

[DouglasReynholm]

Thanks for another TOFTT dubh. You see birds like this so I don't have to!

Also, anyone else think 'Clueless and Distant' sounds like a female cop show on ITV? An honest one!

[dubhcarr]

  your welcome but I would rather meet Sp's who will earn their money. Think there was a film called clueless but apart from that     I'm sorry I haven't a clue.