External Link/Members OnlyIt was late and I fancied a 15 minute quickie. Fired off a few texts but got no reply. So decided to go for a 30 minute punt from my to do list.
Price paid: £60 for 30 minutes.
Services offered in price paid: Massage, OW, Pussy lick, sex with protection
CommsPhoned the "Chinese Guy" that ILO has referred to a few times and he answered straight away. Then he sent me loads of texts with the name of the street, how long do I want, how long will it take for me to get there etc. I'll be there a lot bloody quicker if I don't have to keep pulling over to answer your texts! He told me to text him when I arrived on the street.
LocationParked nearby and walked to the street. It was very dark and I didn't have a clue where to go so I sent him a text. He didn't tell me which house it was but instead I think he came out to look for me. I was trying to stay out of view from prying eyes, but this meant he couldn't find me. It was like a game of hide and seek that lasted about 5 minutes. A bit of a pain TBH so I just phoned him and told him where I was. He guided me up an alleyway and there we were, both on our phones staring at each other lol. Anyway, found it in the end but it was a real convoluted way of getting there!
He led me into a semi-detached house and told me to go up the stairs. He followed me up and opened a bedroom door to a very dimly lit room where I could see a lady in a black dress smiling at us. I guess he was kind of asking me (without actually asking me) whether I still wanted to go through with it. I could see that she wasn't the girl in the photos, no way. She was well into her 50s, much older than I prefer but I needed some action so I just said ok. He asked how long and I said 30 minutes. £60 he said. I handed him the cash and he told me to wash my hands in the bathroom. Off I trot and when I came back he left me with her and closed the door.
The girlChinese (old) lady, well into her 50s, facially 4/10, body 5/10. A bit ropey really but I have an uncanny knack of being able to close my eyes at the crucial moments and pretending it's someone else so I thought WTF, let's do this. She didn't speak a word of English and just laughed and smiled whenever I spoke.
The actionWe both got naked and she started the timer on her mobile phone before she went for the condom immediately. I said "no, massage first" and I lay on the bed on my front. She massaged my shoulders and neck for a good few minutes and it started getting a bit repetitive so I turned over and started touching her and sucking on her tits. She seemed to like me doing that. I then moved her up and gave her RO. Again she liked that and she was very wet. I got her to lay on her back and continued with the RO and then moved up, sucked on her tits a bit more and started kissing her. Tried DFK but she wouldn't let me put my tongue in.
I penetrated her in mish, taking it nice and slow so that I wouldn't shoot my load. I checked the timer on her phone and I still had 17 minutes left, so I withdrew and got her to lie next to me. We kissed whilst I fingered her. She was really enjoying this and I could tell that I was going to make her cum as she got more and more into it. We then had DFK until she came.
I climbed back on top for mish and more kissing until I shot my load. She cleaned me up and I still had 10 minutes left so she gestured for me to lay on my back with my head on her lap. She then massaged my head for the final 10 minutes after which we both got dressed had a hug and a kiss and I left her in the bedroom and went back downstairs.
VerdictI've gone for a neutral. I was contemplating a positive because to be fair she was a decent shag and very willing. I think she would have more or less done whatever I asked, eg. cowgirl, doggy etc. She seemed eager to please.
The thing that really lets the punt down though and makes it a neutral is that she was nothing like the girl in the photos. She's not 32 years old as stated on the VS profile, she's closer to 62. I had a chat with the Chinese guy before I left. He told me that from next week he would start getting some new girls. I told him this one was a bit too old and he agreed but he said it was because of Chinese new year, a lot of the girls aren't available but he assured me that if I come back next week he would start getting new girls who are a lot younger and more attractive. I may come back but I think I'll ask him how old the girl is on the phone before making the trip next time. At least next time I will know where I'm going so none of the weird hide and seek shenanigans!
I wouldn't recommend this one if you can't pretend you're shagging someone attractive, she is no spring chicken and she has a face for radio
