Author Topic: X_Cindy_bleu_X - Just Dreadful (Canary Wharf)  (Read 5718 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5034847) (2 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Dead_Pool

So Cindy came on my radar fitting a bill I was looking for. Glamour type, looks like a pornstar and was hoping would fuck like one. Comms no problem, booked all via text, reasonably quick replies.

Tours London, but profile shows her spending a lot of time in Leicester. She did say she's based up that way more than London.

Location in large chain hotel in Canary Wharf. Access no issue and room decent size.

First appearances, she is pretty tall especially in heels, no issue with that. Hair all done up and make up on point, nice looking lingerie, all great. But her body in my eyes anyway did not reflect the photos of her. I'll say straight away that in no way is she overweight or fat or anything else you can say derogitory about a girls appearence. She's just really quite big, you could say thick. She has quite a big head, and in turn bit of a moon face. Big legs and body. She probably could give you a hell of a right hook. If she told me she played as a number 8 in rugby I would have believed her. Her skin is very soft and taken care of, she's just a big unit which I wasnt expecting. Enhanced chest which is pretty large, but would be more prominent on a smaller body.

I would'nt have a problem with any of this if she was a good provider. But she's in a word crap. All over her profile it goes on about being a little slut etc. You'd think she's be a real goer. She was completely useless at anything other that a fairly good owo bj which i'd give about 6.5 maybe 7 if generous. It was deep to the base, not really face fucking but still not a bad DT, plenty of spit etc.

Kissing well this was the first joke. The first thing we did was go for a kiss and after about 3 seconds of light FK she let out this terrible fake porn gasp like I'd turned her on so fucking much her pussy just exploded. It was just stupid. These gasps of such OTT fake extacy continued throughout when I hadn't really done much and were just off putting and made me very uninterested. Kissing was not throughout, just occasional but only light FK nothing more. And because of the groans from her every few seconds I lost interest in it. It was if she was giving the appearence of being a pornstar but does not have the skills or actual enthusiasm to provide what is a PSE experience. There was nothing about what she did even resembles a PSE experience apart from stupid moans. And even actual pornstars I've been with dont do this, so why she thinks she has to is beyond me. There was nothing slut like in her performace.

She is not GFE provider either, she's somewhere lost in between providing inadequate service that resembles nothing you can catergorize. I fucked her for a bit, but was all rather forgetable and came just more to end the boredom and leave more than being turned on.

Her personality was ok...ish. Was pleasent enough to chat a few minutes with. Was a bit of a bragger type, I'm always busy etc etc. Maybe she is. But whoever books her must be really new to the scene and not know any better of what a good SW should do. Or just be so basic in there needs she can get away with it.

I would not see her again in a million years. Waste of an hour and £200 quid.

1hr incall £200

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Offline Crockers

Thanks for the review.

Just on a point of technicality. Modern rugby Number 8s are not 'big' in the 'fat muscular' sense but athletically built in a Decathlete mode. Indeed, Spartan. I lurve that build in a woman.

The 'big' rugby players are the front row.

As you all were...
« Last Edit: November 17, 2021, 04:39:44 pm by Crockers »

Offline Hugeboobslover

Thanks Deadpool for a good and honest review. I thought to see her, but get second thoughts now….

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But her body in my eyes anyway did not reflect the photos of her. I'll say straight away that in no way is she overweight or fat or anything else you can say derogitory about a girls appearence. She's just really quite big, you could say thick. She has quite a big head, and in turn bit of a moon face. Big legs and body.

I think the builders need to fix that door frame, it looks proper wonky  :D :D



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