MayaPorn69 - Basingstoke - unhygienic, unpleasant, time-cheating Rom

[John987654321]

Who: MayaPorn69 - External Link/Members Only

Where: Basingstoke, flats West of the station

When: January 2023

Price: £70 for half-hour. Not taken: £20 for OWO and £20 for kissing

The girl: Not a great looker but not terrible. Slim, small breasts, nasty tats as you see in the photos. Face not bad but could be pretty if she made any sort of effort, perhaps with make-up or a smile, but there was no effort made in my meeting. Attitude and hygiene poor: more on that later. Clearly a Rom although she claims to be Ukranian.

Services: OWO, RO, CG, doggy, mish

The punt:

The last review here was negative so I should have known better but it made it sound like she was worth a try. Trust me, she isn’t. She has the typical poor Rom attitude, didn’t want to make any effort and cheated me of 10 of my 30 minutes, refusing to let me cum.

It was straight on with the dom before Little John had had much chance to fully rise to the occasion. Then a minute or so’s basic BJ. Not great, not terrible. She then stopped and I asked for a bit more and got maybe another minute’s BJ with even less effort. During this I ran my hands over her body. She’s quite hairy in places and had some sort of hairy mole on her back. To be fair she probably doesn’t know it’s there.

I suggested RO instead. There was a bit of pong but not quite game-over bad so I persevered but after a minute or two she put her feet against my shoulders and used them as a barrier so I could only get the tip of my tongue involved. No kissing or proper licking down there. Tiring of this, I gave up and found that I had got a hair stuck to my face (presumably from before she did the feet trick). Trouble is it wasn’t one of hers or mine. I removed it and soldiered on but it was clear hygiene was an issue. She was not pleasant-smelling and shower-fresh as SP’s usually are. Not a hint of perfume. She smelt of a mix of vaping and sweat. I fear she had prioritised vaping over showering between me and the last punter and felt a bit sick at having just licked her pussy.

But I still wanted to cum so went for mish which was okay to start with although facing her unleashed vape breath at me. I had used mouthwash, I don’t know why she couldn’t. She pretended to cum, presumably to try to encourage me along.

Then CG, where she went fast to try and make me cum quickly, which unfortunately for both of us has the opposite effect on me. So I moved us to doggy. This wasn’t doing anything for me so I think said we’d go back to missionary. She seemed fed up with this and put her thighs in a weird place to restrict how deep I could pound (and, sad to say, it wasn’t a problem of size on my part). I asked to her change this but she either didn’t understand or didn’t want to. She also kept looking very meaningfully at the digital clock by the bed. I did too as I wouldn’t want to run over.

But when it ticked over to the 20th minute she said we were done. I was astonished. I tried to argue gently but she was having none of it. Apparently a 30-minute session is 20 minutes for sex to ensure the punter is out by 30. Well I didn’t think it was going to take me 10 minutes to pull my jeans and jumper on but she knew better. I get that you can’t still be pounding away in your 29th minute but at least give 25 minutes, surely? So I had to come away after 20 minutes without having cum. I’ve never not cum in a punt begore and I was annoyed about it.

Verdict: An unhygienic, uninterested Rom who cheated me out of 1/3 of my paid time and wouldn’t let me cum. My worst punt ever. I've now re-written this review twice as I was so pissed-off I put in every nasty detail originally but I've toned it down and I think it's a 100% fair and accurate reflection of the meeting without exageration.

Visit again: Not if she was the last woman in the world.

Additional: As I reflect on the meeting, I’ve got a theory to why it was so bad. On my way in I’d seen a guy come out who I assumed was the last punter. Presumably it’s back to back bookings and if he hadn’t finished early she had no time to shower since I was on time. Maybe she made up the 20 minute rule so she could be better prepared for the next guy, due in ten minutes. Perhaps he’d booked for an hour so was worth showering for. In any case, it’s pretty disgusting to my mind.