Found this one on Gumtree a little while back...
External Link/Members OnlyHA3 5NZ - 07702338365 (back in August)
HA1 1BA - 07448604117 (moved to new location) pic on whatsapp, if anyone knows how to capture and upload would be good.
30mins £60
Location - Terraced house in Harrow Weald. Shared with a flat mate who did not know she was doing this. Downstairs front room, tidy, clean and fit for purpose. Didnt use bathroom.
Comms - This was pretty good. Her English is very good for a Romanian, in fact its excellent for someone who only came to this country a few years ago.
Girl - Pretty, 5'5/6 maybe. Tanned olive complexion. Tits are saggy unfortunately, but other than that pretty fit.
Encounter - So when i arrived, i texted to say so. Not sure why we got our wires crossed but she was a little surprised. I guess because it was short notice, we spoke and i said i would be there in 15 to 20mins, but didnt further confirm thereafter... Anyway, so i arrive and she asks me to wait because her flat mate came home early and she was in the kitchen. So i wait outside. She keeps me updated by text. She then asks me if i want to climb in through the window

I was like seriously?? on a residential street?? in the middle of the day?? an asian lad, in trackies climbing through a window...

She then opens the door in a short bathrobe, stands there for the whole street to see and tells me that she will distract her house mate and that i should quickly sneak into the house and into her room... writing this down, it all sounds so stupid and i should walked straight away, but it all felt like when i was 14/15 sneaking into a girlfriends houses without their parents knowing or playing truant from school and doing something stupid.
Anyway, so in her room, get the paperwork sorted. The robe really isn't all that flattering and when she disrobes, im not thrilled by the body. Tits just deflated unfortunately. I lay on my front and she gets out some cream which is cold and starts to rub my back. No technique whatsoever

she tries to rub her tits on my back and its so lame im having difficulty describing it. She seems to get bored after about 5 mins and asks me to turn over. She climbs on top and starts to rub my chest and this is were the extras are offered. To be honest this was all so lame even if i had the extortionate prices she wanted and she was an absolute stunner, i wouldn't have paid. I go to suck her tits, not aloud, fingers inside her not allowed... no suckie, no likie, no kissie

So i closed my eyes and got her to wank me off... 15mins in and i still have 15mins to go, she informs me that her flatmate will be coming back down and that if i stay i will have to leave through the window. Id had enough by this point so got dressed and left... through the DOOR

Overall - 17mins from when i entered to when i left, £60 for a bullshit handjob... waste of money!!!