External Link/Members OnlyI have written this review from scratch 3 times and this draft has been looked over about 10 times. I didn't want my emotions clouding the review so I let some time pass, but also wanted to get it in before it got too far in the past and I started misremembering details.
Duration:1 hour. Meet was in the last 6 months as per rules.
Price:£170 for the hour. No extras paid for.
Communication:Must have been lucky, texted her the day before and booked in at the desired time. Replies were instant and comms were easy.
Location:Small apartment on Marylebone Lane, few minutes walk from Bond Street. I went in the evening so pub across the road was heaving, but that doesn't bother me. I waited around the corner for the apartment number so I wasn't loitering in plain sight at the door.
The flat itself is 2 flights of stairs up, small/medium but fit for purpose.
Meet:As we know by now, 100% the girl in the pics. Petite, pretty, pale skin, couple tattoos and curves. Not the kind of curves you'd say about a girl who was carrying extra weight, Laura is slim (not toned) but the hips bow out just a slight amount and the enhanced boobs are well done and proportional. I was greeted by Laura in some nice lingerie (I didn't request anything so this was a nice touch), she looked a picture.
Quick chat about what I wanted and it felt like we naturally progressed into a cuddle in front of a mirror, with both of us facing it. I hear a lot about "the routine" with Laura but I didn't get any hint of it. Either it was a relaxed meet, or she is much better at delivering it now. Either way I was happy here. I didn't attempt RO because of the reviews on here, I'm not big on pushing boundaries.
DFK, caressing, OWO was all A1 but unfortunately...
The turn. Once we started the fucking I'm not sure what happened. She was suddenly not enthusiastic. No noise, no eye contact, that warmness in the first part of the punt was just gone. First position was cowgirl so she had the opportunity to lube up (she did) and controlled the pace, so its not as if I was going too hard or fast. There was a good amount of buildup so in spite of this I finished in the bag and we had a quick cleanup and she offered a massage, which I took. The massage was just rubbing with oil, not a functional or competent one. During the 5 minutes the chat flowed again and the warmness was returning. Round 2 was on the cards and I thought we could redeem the punt.
Round 2, same coldness again but somehow worse. This time she using her hands to limit the depth and shifting to an angle where I wouldn't feel anything. I am as average sized as they come. I didn't attempt to push it, I was just fed up at this point. I didn't finish a second time and made my excuses and opted for a shower. Right on cue, the mood picked up and she conversation and warmness was back.
Positives:- Pretty girl, really good looking IMO (I don't love pumped up lips and fillers)
- DFKs for England
Negatives- Hot and cold attitude
- Was cold during sex. At one point she looked like she was enduring it, I stopped but she questioned why I had and insisted on going on
- Finding a pleasurable position during sex was like judo
- Lube between every position change
- Sometimes suddenly stopping and just slapping on some more lube without a position change. Felt like my cock was being basted during a roast
Would I see again?No chance. There is too much choice in London to have to risk being burned again. I know she has a huge amount of positive reviews which is partly why I picked Laura. I have left this for some months to mull and not be sour over, but every time I write it out and describe the event there is no way this felt like a Neutral experience. This was a Negative experience as far as a GFE (which she says she does) is concerned. Goes without saying, YMMV.
