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Price: £420 Incall (£200 each twin for 1h + £20 CIM on Sandra only)
When: November 2022
Comms• Excellent in terms of speed. In general straight to the point, albeit sometimes odd English/having to clarify twice to be sure I was understood. All correspondence via text.
Location• Bit grim dodgy-ish flat in Slough (I thought it was a British exaggeration, but Slough is indeed a dreadful city – no offense). Nevertheless, clean and functional bedroom with a big double bed. Clean-ish bathroom and basic toiletries (questions remain on towels being re-used).
Girl• Thought it was a scam (as too good to be true), but those were indeed the Zee twins in Slough! Not sure I got it right, but I think Lady Zee is the one with the wing/Z tattoo on her chest and Sandra Zee is the other one.
• In terms of appearance, the look of both can be easily found on Google, socials, etc.
• Both incredibly hot. Slim, reasonably toned, sunbed tanned. Petite, rounded ass, perfect mix of young marble hard/soft.
• Small natural tits.
• Lots of tattoos everywhere, incl. the super-hot “hate” one on Lady Zee neck.
• Age I’d say 21.
• Lady Zee can speak sufficient English; gotta speak slow and make easy sentences but can communicate. Sandra appeared to have no English knowledge at all and Lady Zee had to translate everything.
• Lady Zee is quite open/not shy at all and overall friendly (albeit with an aura of entitlement for sure), while Sandra seemed shy and used her sister to translate the few times we spoke.
Meet• Sorted paperwork and quick shower.
• Disclaimer: they don’t interact with each other at all (not advertised, so fair enough). Condom to be changed between the twins as Sandra (I think) is allergic to latex.
• Annoyingly, they continuously checked their phone/reply to texts and went vaping in another room when not busy with me. While arguably you cannot expect to have both continuously engaged, it did show a disinterested/superficial attitude. Also, as per the other review, they were sometimes laughing in Czech between each other (probably of me, but hey, have the Zee Twins in front of me, so don’t care!).
• After the shower, started with DFK alternated with both, on offer throughout the entire punt. Not tonsil deep like, but surely passionate.
• Then moved to OWO alternated from both, which was very good (ie not holding back, sloppy, good pressure/suction on the right points, DT halfway attempts, licking the balls as well).
• Then RO on both (+ fingering allowed): fresh and clean, got wet quite easily, receptive.
• Then protected vaginal sex alternated with both in doggie, cowgirl and mish. Energetic riding, engaged, moans bit too much fake and good eye contact.
• Then the tragedy: asked for anal (at discretion ofc), since the profile states that Lady Zee “recently” (lol) started doing it and loves it, but got told that they don’t actually enjoy it so not on offer. I didn’t confirm in advance via text (and missed one review where this is mentioned in the comments), so my fault, but I took it for granted given anal it’s 90% of their movies. This basically ties in with the other reviews which agree that the profile is misleading.
• Finished with CIM on Sandra. I was prepared to pay 40£ to CIM on both, but for some reason I could do it on Sandra only. Nevertheless, she took it like a champ and then went to spit it in the bathroom. No swallowing.
• Some relax and brief chat about random stuff, then showered and left.
Will I be going back? – Likely not.
Some elements taken in isolation were fine (ie. DFK, oral and vaginal sex). The girls are undoubtedly hot and young and are Legalporno stars (so the boxes pornstar and twins have been ticked). However, the professional attitude simply wasn’t there: too disinterested when not engaged with you/minding their own business; profile misleading in terms of services (ie anal not on offer/extras being mentioned only via text); they don’t interact with each other (albeit obv free to do so as this is not advertised); potentially questionable towel hygiene (saw a couple of towels drying on the rack and mine had a “humid” smell).
In short, it’s neutral because most of the services advertised were delivered and yung twins is a huge box ticked, but their unprofessionalism/misleading profile would be ground for negative.
TL;DR:Positives• 21yo tweeeens!! Can we have the Dellai sis in Slough next?
• Hot and young.
• Basic services (DFK, OWO, RO, VP, CIM) were delivered fine.
• 21yo tweeeens!!
Neutral• None.
Negatives• Time and time again the axiom that a pornstar will deliver a subpar experience while escorting (relative to her movies) is demonstrated to be true.
• Anal not available as they stated they don’t really like it, while the profile mentions that they “love” it (albeit at discretion). I did not confirm via sms like an idiot given I took it for granted based on their movies (and didn’t read all the comments in another review or maybe those weren’t even posted yet when I met the twins).
• For some reason CIM was allowed only on Sandra (guess this can be a partial positive as well).
• Both checking phones/replying to texts when not busy with me (which explains the prompt comms). Overall, a disinterested attitude when not engaged.
• They don’t interact with each other (albeit not advertised in any way, so fair enough).
• Suspect towels are being re-used.
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