Milena_Unique_Fit Paddington
External Link/Members OnlyI have been creative with reviews recently but this review will be unpoetic to match a very unpoetic, strangely schizophrenic negative punt.
I read the reviews. I knew I shouldnt. But there always seemed some redeeming feature and i am a sucker for a gym toned body so took the plunge.
Comms:
Straight forward, warm, to the point by text. No issues there.
Venue:
Grubby down at heal prozzie short term flat in Paddington. Standard procedure.
The damage:
£60 for 15 minutes. OWO offered for £10 extra, declined it. Glad I did.
The girl:
Older, slutty as suck, bad tattoos fake tits bottle blonde stripper look. Just my type for a quickie. BUT the muscles are gone. Toned yes, stacked no. Hair is greying. General frazzled look. Druggie? Didnt think so at this point but became more and more suspicious.
Action:
Vaulted the ropes dead on the hour. This is a vital detail.
Hide behind the door trick, her place was a grubby small single bedsit, bags of rubbish, electric heater, trap house vibes. Do I care? No.
But I am worried as I ask to piss she reminds me its 15 minutes and if i dont cum its not her problem. This is weird as she was initially friendly. Somethings off with her, schizophrenic vibes throughout alternating between friendly and arsey. Piss execute like a race horse, knob washed in the sink ready to rumble.
Shes got the rubber ready i go to touch the tits, she recoils. Thats the best feature off limits. Again friendly after. I lie down. Actually good OWO agrees to tickle my balls I am getting into it. She asks if i want oral only or oral and sex. I say both, she hurries me up. I tell her to put that meaty pussy on my face, which she offered by text. No bueno. Aparently only with the £10 OWO option. Fucking weird.
I am getting into it and uninvited she squats on me tries to get my covered semi up her. Er WTF?!? Obviously wont go. Shes doing the weird oscillation between friendly and weird. Shes getting twitchy like shes on something. We are at an impasse.
I say fuck it, rip of the john and tell her to finish me off with a hand shandy. Again shes polite, almost into it, encourages me and brings me to a shuddering climax while I finally am allowed a feel on her tits.
Shes up, twitchy, giving me wet wipes. I need to rinse off the bollock batter in the sink. She tells me not the kitchen sink although frankly my sperm would have made it cleaner it was that grimy. Descale my cock in the bathroom but no tissue and no towl. Suggests I dry with my pants. Finally offers me a dirty towel.
The minuscule nature of her bedsit makes entry and exit a problem. Shes on her lappy trying to fix her viva street ad and I am trying to suite up and fuck off. Its hot as fuck in that stuffy nausious car heater kind of way.
Shes friendly enough but twitchy as fuck, throughs my top at my while i am on the corner of the bed lacing up my brogues.
Shes weirdly friendly and also dressing to go out and wishes me well telling me stories about London and pimps on vivastreet etc. Finally clothed I am back out of the ring at exactly 11 minutes past the hour after entering at dead in the hour.
A frenetic, regrettable and weird punt. We all have them, swear ourselves off the life, tell ourselves the game is for loosers and I am not one of those. And within 5 days, maybe 10, after coming like a train inside a professional babe you remember why #ILoveThisGame
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