LUANA FITNESSHOTGIRL - Nottingham

[gbyld87]

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Location was a pretty nice house in mapperley, Nottingham (NG3, but not Carlton by a stretch as suggested in the VS ad).  AirBnB job, very nice.

Alas, Luana was neither Fit nor Hot.  I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt and say, based on facial similarities, the photos / video (on VS) was her at some point.  It's just that the point has long since passed by the buffet and unfortunately she's a much larger lady now.  Big brazilian arse, big tits and not bad facially (5/10 perhaps) but unfortunately my tastes are at the other end of the physical spectrum.  She's not what you'd call tubby (no huge belly showing as such) but just a unit all over really. Couldn't go ahead with it.

Negative - she seemed nice enough and comms were good (and 120 for the hour as quoted on VS would be good value for the girl in the photos) - but she's a long way from those photos now and may as well be a B&S for all they matter.  New year's resolution for myself: never going to take a chance on a Brazilian that lists themselves north of 30 again unless well reviewed elsewhere first.  They're second only to Thai girls in terms of misleading photos and age statements in my experience.  The younger-listed ones are usually pretty decent, but the older they get the looser the truth.

 

[JD1]

Thanks for the heads up. 

I’ve looked at this profile a few times but been put off by the fact even in the photos that are likely to present her in the best light she still looks like she is getting on a bit and seemingly well above the claimed age.

[gbyld87]

Thanks for the heads up. 

I’ve looked at this profile a few times but been put off by the fact even in the photos that are likely to present her in the best light she still looks like she is getting on a bit and seemingly well above the claimed age.

tbh I was the same, but was let down by a parlour and at a loose end and she just happened to reply first.  It was her video that convinced me to take a run at it, as often the selfie videos are closer to the truth and the girl in the video looks like she's in milf territory which would tally with the higher age on AW.  Can't win them all!

[Fence Post]

I can't understand why they don't tell the truth. Sounds right up my street if she's a little plumper.

[versace]

Glad you walked. No point wasting your hard earned cash on an average looking lass.

[801]

Nice one for walking as many a time one can be taken over and not think with our heads and just continue and regret afterwards

From the video she does look alright but as you say this is not the case

[Charmingthickdick]

I can't understand why they don't tell the truth. Sounds right up my street if she's a little plumper.

I wish they didn’t lie or show misleading pics too, however just like any other product you buy it is just all about marketing and crowd pulling. The SPs or their agents are trying to attract as many buyers as they can to the venue knowing that most will stay and pay for services rather than walk. I don’t think many rely on repeat business which is why they move so often to a new area of opportunity. Unfortunately when you get the urge and start looking at Ads I think most men are like me and would rather take a chance of an erotic experience with a new girl that looks appealing rather than someone you know is good but have tasted before. The girls rely on the fact that our stupid brains in our pants often take control over common sense and this is why they get far more revenue from posting unrealistic photos rather than the genuine attracting far more punters to the door who stay and pay than those that refuse and walk.