External Link/Members OnlyWas feeling like a Christmas treat and I've never slept with an Asian before so thought fuck it. I know from other people's reviews and a bit of common sense that they are rarely the girl in the photo so part of me was prepared for that.
I message and ask if she was available this afternoon and get a yes with a postcode and that the door was Groundfloor, left. It was a DD3 postcode and not a DD1 as stated in the advert. Ponder it and still think fuck it. Agree to arrive at a time. I arrive slightly early and let her know that I'm there and to just let me know when she is ready. I don't get a reply and at the agreed time I message asking if she was ready. I get an "OK". I check the postcode and go to that block and knock on G/L. A man answers, I give it the "Sorry mate, wrong door haha". Go back outside and try to phone her. No answer. Prepare to cut my losses and then get a text back saying a diff block number. Bare in mind. This is a 20 min gap between the "OK" signaling she was ready and the correct door number being sent. I weigh up my options but eventually curiosity gets the hold of me. I knock and the door opens. It obviously isn't the girl from the advert. In fact, if I was to guess this woman was late 30s at the very youngest and possibly late 40s. I'm not very sure on ages with East Asians. She is also Thai and not Japanese. She asks if I wanted half an hour or an hour. I had initially arranged an hour over text (which let's me know someone else is handling her coms). Do I stay? I'm not thaaat attracted to her and I was expecting someone younger and a bit slimmer. Do I go? I've made the journey. I've never slept with an Asian. I'm wanting a shag and a massage. Wee man overrules the brain. "Half an hour please". She takes off her clothes. Little bit of a tummy but not too bad. Nice tits. She asks if I want massage to which I agree and undress. I lie on my front and she gets to work. Massage was really nice. She seemed to know what she was doing and kneaded out some knots and cracked my back which felt really good. She done my legs and arse and gave my balls the occasional swipe. She then turns me over and lubes me up. I say Oral without? She says condom? I say no. She says you sure? I say yes no condom for blowjob. Bit of a broken English back and forth lol. She says 10 pounds? I think "Owo was in services list on Vivastreet". But couldn't be arsed so half nodded and she began to suck my cock. She was playing with my balls with her hand, occasionally licking and sucking them. Fair play to the lady. Oral technique was very good. One of the better blowjobs I've had. I told her to slow down after a bit as I felt the juices begin to flow. I then say sex now? She say "me or you?" I say you, assuming she meant who on top. She laughs as if to say, lazy bam lol. She jumps on and rides me. However after not too long she hops off and says ",you" again. Meaning me on top. I say "no, you please". So she hops back on and continues. Sex is nowhere near as good as the blowjob and wee man goes down a bit. I say "more blowjob?" She laughs and says yes. At this point I think I'm probably reaching the end of my half hour so think, I'll finish here. Again her oral technique is very good and I feel the sap rising. I ask if I can come in her mouth. She laughs and says no. Fair enough. She oils me up and begins a very nice hand job. I eventually feel myself about to cum and say "ready?" And she speeds up. Pretty good finish and she laughs and says "big pffffff" signalling I shot a decent load lol. Have a wee laugh with her as I'm getting dressed. Check my time and I'd been in just over the half hour.
So... did I get what was advertised and what I wanted?... No.
Did I get a good blowjob and handjob? Yes.
Appearance - 4/10
Attitude - 6.5/10
Services - 5/10
Gave this a negative because the bait and switch, the com situation, the extra for OWO and the short amount she seemed to want to go on top.
I did enjoy myself to a degree though so do feel a bit harsh going negative. Will I TOFTT and chance my luck with another Asian in future........... probably haha
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