I’ve visited these European Red Light districts (RLDs) below. Here are some avoidances/tips for newbies.
Oesterbankstraat in Ostend / Oostende (1/10)
Schepenenvijverstraat in Ghent (2/10)
Linne in Brussels (3/10)
Schipperstraat in Antwerp (3/10)
Achterdam in Alkmaar (4/10)
Everywhere in London Soho (4/10)
Everywhere in Amsterdam (5/10)
Doubletstraat in Den Haag (6/10)
Everywhere in Frankfurt (8/10)
Avoid the Con Artists
Women under 25 will just waste your money and your time, mostly. They insist on guiding your cock into their pussies with forceful, impatient and bony little hands which does nothing but make you soft.
They will tut, sigh, whine and/or complain in some mumbo jumbo if you show any initiative of having opposable thumbs yourself. This unsexy wife moaning only shrivels you up smaller and creates beads of sweat on your forehead. They are convinced that your own dick and balls are new equipment to you until just before you walked in their door. They must show you how to use the equipment correctly. 44 years experience isn’t quite enough over the handful of years that they have been operating dicks they don’t have.
They then use this penal softness they have created as an excuse to create ‘a scene’ from their pretend frustration with you (pimp possibly in earshot). The whole situation is compounded further by a loss of translation, all in her favour.
If you’re big, they will squirm, wriggle, wiggle or create strange angles to make the experience as awkward for you as possible in order to hold your inches at bay. In doggy, they’ll occasionally grip the base of your shaft the whole time whilst fake moaning and saying “come on darling” almost immediately after you’ve started. This is after she’s just cat-called, charmed, smiled and complemented you into her dwelling. Again, another way to avoid balls-deep and evade getting a really good rogering up her bum cheeks worth the money she asked for.
Window Etiquette
If she opens the glass door so you can ask a reasonable question, and then grimaces over that question in a defensive manner, skip her. She’ll be a hassle later, trust me.
If she is loudly knocking the window for your attention and gesturing you to come over and see her, skip her. You aren’t Brad Pitt, she is just desperate, doesn’t get chosen much and there is a good reason.
If the women doesn’t look up or acknowledge you as you walk past, skip her. Trust me.
If she refuses to stand up or turnaround in the window display at your request, please skip her! This is window shopping after all, imagine what refusals will occur inside her room.
If two girls are chatting inside the same window without regard for you peering in, skip them both. Self-respect still exists for us even though we’ve walked around an RLD; the same RLD about 17 times in the last hour.
Lastly, if there is something; anything at all, that doesn’t feel like this punt is going to be good value; before you flip out your dick for her to professionally install the condom on you inside out, walk away. You owe her nothing. If you wanna be nice about it, ask which name you can write a Cheque out to later as it’s all you have. You’ll be out the door in no time at all.
Street Smarts
Immediately being told to strip stark naked and lie on your back sounds like a bit of an order doesn’t it? Do you take orders? Do you know her, the area, the dwelling, or who else is inside the dwelling? Just be mindful, not overly vulnerable.
Wear trousers with zip pockets for wallet/phone or leave excess in the car. In the heat of the moment, you just can’t observe every possible detail occurring around you.
Count out the bills/notes you are giving her out loud e.g. 20, 20, 10.
Don’t actively avoid groups of loitering young men or boys. Walk straight through their huddle with your toughest walk. Don’t stop to fulfil any silly requests either from bums for ‘a light’ or ‘the time’. These are merely psychological mechanisms to see how submissive you are for them to be able to intimidate you, similar tactics the WG’s use to take advantage of you. Silence is unknown and is the best deterrent.
Do not smile at women when you walk by their window. You are giving some of them the impression that you are a malleable chump ripe for extorting.
Planning
Decide how many times you can cum for the day and bring that amount of cash with you. These RLD’s rarely have any ATM’s nearby and taking card payments is not yet omnipresent across RLDs.
Make a list of some nice restaurants for dining nearby in-between cums. Some WG’s just get sick of seeing you loop around the district dozens of times waiting to refuel yourself. Go get some seafood & white wine or catch a movie or something. Enjoy yourself and space it out.
Remember, some RLD’s operate 24 hours so don’t skimp on a hostel and piss off everyone else who are having a respectable city vacation by rolling into their dorm at 3am smelling of pussy juice.
RLDs sometimes have surrounding streets offering exotic women away from the run-of-the-mill magazine model types. They are usually half the price aswell. Seek them out and you’ll literally get more bang for your buck.
