I apologise now for the longest and weirdest review ever.
I have feeling I may have gone into a little too much detail.
Now before I start I have to say this was one of the most confusing mind fucking punts I have ever had. After reading, Some will say it is a definite negative in their eyes and I totally get that but I also don’t want to deter others from possibly giving Lola a try, because I felt she did make an effort to please me and didn’t really do much wrong, which could of made it a slight positive. I couldn’t decide which way to score it so I plumped for a neutral score. I will try and explain.
External Link/Members OnlyAfter asking for a recommendation for an anal queen who can take mammoth proportions I decided to give Lola a chance. (thank you Dipper). I looked at her vs ad and was pleasantly surprised at how petite and cute she looked. She is a little older and with smaller tits than I prefer but she still looked good in the pics.
So my interest still aroused I sent Lola a text in the morning requesting 30 mins inc 0wo, 69, and anal.. All for £80, what a bargain price in this day and age. She replied within 5 minutes and was duly booked.
Now I had also looked at the mixed reviews this SP has got on here before I booked too. During the session I think this is where my head decided to control my dick for a change rather than the other way round, I kept getting flashbacks to some of the negative things I had previously read.
Normally my head is filled with emptiness, and it is my Neanderthal instincts that take over, hands, eyes and mouth feasting on the beautiful goods on offer stirring up the baby batter inside me ready to explode a river of white lava. But this time my mind did not switch down, and I was left thinking rather than enjoying.
Got to the venue, very nice, clean house, and was greeted by Lola, who has perfect English. Also greeted by her little Yorkie dog called Molly. I used this time to gain some brownie points and fuss over the dog. Lola was wearing a very nice black skin tight short cocktail dress as if we were going out for dinner. She looked good but certainly nearer to someone I would date in my age group rather than a younger fantasy I would stand absolutely no chance with in real life.
I think the dog, Lola’s appearance and the dress got my mind a bit confused from the start. My brain couldn’t differentiate between whether I should be a dirty but respectful old man just about to pay for perverted sex with a decent looking prossie, or a shy, polite boy picking up his date for the first time from her home, not expecting much action this early in a relationship. This is not Lola’s fault and was not something I was necessarily consciously thinking, I am just trying to make sense of my experience and actions later in the session.
We went upstairs, invoice for services about to be received paid in advance, and then both stripped down separately. It was mid morning and nice and light in the bedroom so I could see everything very clearly. Lola’s body is great for her age and exactly like the pics on her advert. I lie on the bed on my back displaying my manhood as I thought I better let Lola see the beast albeit in an unaroused state just in case there was no way she was going be able to guide it into her poop portal. She did look at it for a few seconds but then said nothing about it at all, just got the wipes on it and started with owo.
This was pleasant, if not over stimulating but she was on her knees positioning her ass close to my shoulder so you get get a good view, touch and feel of everything in the front and back lady playground area.
Her ass is her best asset and would not look out of place on a 20 year old.
I starting fiddling with the lettuce leaves in between her legs, and was a was a little dissatisfied with my own performance as Lola seemed to stay dry as bone. A little scratch and sniff of fingers made me aware that the pathway was clean and moved to the next stage with 69 proceedings.
She hopped one leg over and buried my face in pussy. From this angle I got a great view of the starfish hole which looked tiny. I thought she would struggle to fit a pencil up there let alone my cock. Anyway at least I managed to juice her punani up a bit more with some tongue action, although I think this was due more to my spit rather than Lola’s love juices.
Throughout this time on the bed there had been very little conversation or pleasure noises coming from Lola but again, probably down to me.
I think most of us like to think we are fairly decent in the sack, and give a girl a good time. Even during a punt I like to think this is true and if the SP can make me believe she is enjoying rolling around naked with a fat old man, (me), this is a big part of my pleasure. But I would rather have no noise than the fake over the top oohs, and ahhhs that you see in porn films which really do kill my passions.
So next stage and glove slipped on. Lola asked what position so I said doggy in order to get a good look at her ass. She reached for the cocoa butter which must be Lola’s lubricant of choice and started to try and penetrate her pussy. Again my mind told my dick that I was not here for that and I struggled to keep the full erection. So same position I asked for a go in the hole slightly further north. More cocoa butter and words of go slowly preceded my entrance into the darkest tunnel of all.
And again I have to say Lola was a star. She took the whole lot which I thought was never going to happen at the beginning. I started picking up the pace and this time there was a little more panting and vocal noises coming from her mouth. I would like to think it was from pleasure but my brain kept telling it was more likely to be expressions of uncomfortableness having a jack hammer rammed up your jacksy.
It was difficult to distinguish whether I was having butt sex or just a very tight pussy because my huge gut was blocking the great view. Any chances of possible voyeur enjoyment for me were curtailed.
So I withdrew and came out with the obligatory chocolate covering the tip of the condom, which Lola quickly dealt with and disposed of cleanly.
Lola then started jerking me off, whilst still positioning herself giving me access to her body. My normal response would be to stick a finger……. Or two right where my cock had been a few minutes earlier. For some reason this is what nearly always gets me to the finish line.
On this occasion I was put off by the sight of my condom earlier despite everywhere was very clean now. After 5 minutes of cock handling I knew I wasn’t going to reach the explosive end and let Lola know this. She was surprised and tried to be helpful. She said she could keep going or try by mouth, but my mind was still the winner and not my animal urges.
Lola’s attitude and services offered I thought were first class and it was more my state of mind and over thinking that made this a neutral. I think the anticipation of anal sex with a thin attractive SP was less exciting for me in reality, Nonetheless I did still think that Lola had tried to entertain and satisfy me.
I had enjoyed myself and her willingness to please. I had paid £80 to scratch an itch which has now gone and got to grope and fuck a good looking girl in the process. Strangely enough, Despite not cumming I still thought it was good vfm.
The day after I reverted back to my stock type of petite Thai girl and had one of my best punts in a few years with Bambam in Coventry. That review will follow in the West Mids section, and it will be factual but a lot shorter in length.
