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Back in the summer Karen bid on a RB of mine and we arranged to meet but I went out and got shitfaced
and forgot to send the booking request.
I tried to do it later but was too pissed to work out the buttons on the mobile
Anyway, woke up at 6 AM in hotel, fully clothed and mouth like a camel arse and farting like a walrus on Scarborough Pier.
Rememberd about the booking request and sent it at 6AM. Karen replied almost instantly telling me she wasnt coming and I was taking the piss. Which is probably fair. So, left it at that. I did send an apology as it was a bit off. (well, a lot off, but shes been on AW long enough to know these things happen). And actually I had done her a favour as she would have needed full PPE and a chemical suit to cope with the stink of the room after that night.
Did I mention I had a great night though??
Roll forward a few months and I post another bid and Karen bids again. She bids on lots
.
Emailed back and forth a bit - with Karen you always have to remind her what your bid was looking for and what services you want (she bids on so many, she cant keep track
). She was ok with all svs
except reverse oral (bit weird but ok) so went ahead and arranged the meet. Booking sent and confirmed.
No mention of the past problems and my messing her around. I should have asked but figured maybe she had forgotten or it was a serial profile with a few prossies rotating, so took me chances.
Day of punt- Emailed her about an hour before the booking time as I hadnt heard back and to say I might be a bit delayed, but only by 10 mins or so.
No reply. My Punt-Dar was going off now
and I knew she has a rep for ghosting but carried on. Got to hotel messaged her and she said she was around the corner and would be "1-2 mins away and would text in a sec"
My punt dar was
still beeping but I thought I would wait, went down to the bar and ordered a pint and sat and looked out the window to see if she arrived. She then texted me "Hi its Karen" and that was it. About 4 texts later I realised she wasnt replying, called and she bounced the call.
Messaged her to say fine, not sure what the game is but no worries, figured there was no point of giving her the satisfaction of a load of a abuse. Luckily my punt-dar had saved the day and I wasnt bothered at all. I asked her if it was some sort of revenge, which obv it was, but she didnt reply and still hasnt read the email.
Which is a bit rude Luckily my punt-dar had alerted me to set up a Plan B for the morning and I had a pint to finish. I didnt take a pill coz I thought she was iffy, so I enjoyed my pint and went round the corner to a chinese massage shop for a quick rub and tug.
And had a great punt the next morning, so
alls well that ends well fellas.
If you book karen, you have been warned, shes a bit of a nutjob. Luckily she doesnt approve of punters that "actively contribute to review sites" so this review and her high standards will prob mean that no one does
