Roxane~21 - North Acton. Total disappointment and WTFs galore

[koolman]

After the texts nothing good happened. I went only because of the big boobs and the positive ratings here. Gisele(External Link/Members Only) seems to have disappeared and had to try a new birdie.

£80/30 mins

Directions were fine to her place. After I entered gave her the money and then the bossing started. I want you to have a bath. She asked when, the moment I mentioned I said already had one. Ok then only clean your pubic area, when I said I am not going to have a full on bath now. Use the mouthwash the command came, which I would have used anyway. The moment I returned asked me to lie down, she wanted to check my dick. I was like WTF. Started with OWO and warned me not to come in my mouth as it is extra. I was like WTF. OWO was not that great. I said I wanted to suck her boobs, well I had to search for her nipples to suck. Plenty of fake moaning. Refused to do tongue action while kissing because I was kissing strongly. Again WTF.

Now the weirdest part. When she stood up to get the rubber, I also stood up to feel her bum. She turned around and was like what are you doing and when I asked what she mentioned not to stand behind her. I mentioned I was not interested in doing anal and was just trying to feel her bum. Was asked not to do that and should not do that anywhere else as she might have aids or I might have aids. Again WTF. I was like fuck her and go. She held her hand around her pussy and wasn't allowing me to go deeper. When asked to remove her hand mentioned I am holding the condom. Then asked me to hurry up. I just went through the motions and was happy to leave her.

Never again. Lesson learnt one man's positive isn't meant to be your positive too.

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[Boss_Grinz]

I am surprised you went through the motions, I would have walked, and asked for a refund.
Why I love this Group as AW reviews, cannot be relied upon

[Fuzzyduck]

After the texts nothing good happened. I went only because of the big boobs and the positive ratings here.
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Those positive ratings were some time ago. Most of her recent reviews are negative or neutral and describe an indifferent and cold SP who operates a conveyor belt. Your review suggests she's going further downhill..

[Rapha]

Another one I was thinking of seeing, but probably won't now. This is so poor. Sometimes I wonder if some SPs vary their service depending upon the client. Ie if they like or fancy them, they might be more inclined to be less crap, or if they are just genuinely crap with everyone.

[PilotMan]

Profile is down or gone.

[JimArtois]

From her profile "for health reasons, I do not accept sizes smaller than 3.5 inches " Does she get the tape measure out upon arrival ?

[notcalledchris]

From her profile "for health reasons, I do not accept sizes smaller than 3.5 inches " Does she get the tape measure out upon arrival ?

Health reasons???  Is she worried her condom might fall off a small knob?  Surely big cock is liable to do more damage?

[Lewis]

Profile is down or gone.

Depends which link you're looking at.

The latter one, which this review refers to, still works.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Mario7769]

From her profile "for health reasons, I do not accept sizes smaller than 3.5 inches " Does she get the tape measure out upon arrival ?

It kind of sounds like she is just trolling with this comment honestly

[Putin]

Ooh, Miss Okie Dokie is still around.

Never heard so much "Okie Dokie" in my life.

Everything you say is met with an Okie Dokie!, and then delivers a shitty mechanical service.