Lotus Asian Spa & Massage - Middlesbrough

[Bororunner]

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This punt happened a few weeks ago now.

 Comms: I usually like to fire off a confirmation text before entering an establishment especially one on a main road just to avoid any hanging around outside more than anything. But I don’t often get a swift response of course the SP could be busy and I’m expecting an instant reply so I do understand. Never received a reply but thought I would chance just walking in.

Price: £45 for 1 hour + £45 for B2B & HE (main reason for neutral in the appointment section)

Location: Busy road in central Middlesbrough short walk from Aldi car park which offers a free 90 minute stay.

Appointment: So on arrival walking in a younger girl popped her head out of a room and signalled 5 minutes, so I waited and this turned into maybe a little more than 10 minutes. Another fellow punter was ushered out by a small older lady. (Never caught her name) I was then shown into the room and asked how long, £40 for a hour cash paid and on the table. Massage itself was not bad at all and worked a few knots and tense spots in my back. Onto the flip I was asked if I wanted extras and I was asked what I had paid before I said £30 for B2B but this was a while back, £60 for B2B or £40 for naked HE. I said a couple of times that I only have £45 left on me so it’s that for B2B or I’m alright. Accepted in the end but even still said next time bring more more or can I do bank transfer!!
Overall the B2B was enjoyable and the older lady has a small firm body for her age, but the neutral comes down to every-time I visit here I’m always feel like they’re trying to rinse me! Nothing against the service it’s just the pricing they try to push (and I know this isn’t everyone’s experience but seems to happen to me here more than anywhere else)

Would I return? Probably again but not for a while, I must have bad luck of the draw when I visit here! So always get the hump and stay away for a while.

[northface]

Thanks for the review.
I was a regular here before Covid when the service was usually good but since then I have kept away after a couple of average ones and like you say money hungry service.
I also have gave up on the Darlo one near the Hippodrome when she said only come back for Body to Body as a minimum ( a girl called Linda who wanted the money for her mother )

[Bororunner]

Yeah I was the same with the Darlington one and again I have not been there possibly since before Covid. Always wanted to try nutureland but never got the opportunity.

[Weatherman21]

Thanks for review.

Can someone tell me the difference between naked HE and B2B? 

[jarrovian]

B2b usually means they use their whole body to give you the massage i.e. they climb on top of you and move  their  body all over yours. Naked with he they usually strip off but stay feet firmly on the floor.

[northface]

Yeah I was the same with the Darlington one and again I have not been there possibly since before Covid. Always wanted to try nutureland but never got the opportunity.

Yes I have had my better ones at Natureland.
Always good service with no pushes for more than you wanted.
Pity they have gone although location was not great.

[RedAdair]

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This punt happened a few weeks ago now.

 Comms: I usually like to fire off a confirmation text before entering an establishment especially one on a main road just to avoid any hanging around outside more than anything. But I don’t often get a swift response of course the SP could be busy and I’m expecting an instant reply so I do understand. Never received a reply but thought I would chance just walking in.

Price: £45 for 1 hour + £45 for B2B & HE (main reason for neutral in the appointment section)

Location: Busy road in central Middlesbrough short walk from Aldi car park which offers a free 90 minute stay.

Appointment: So on arrival walking in a younger girl popped her head out of a room and signalled 5 minutes, so I waited and this turned into maybe a little more than 10 minutes. Another fellow punter was ushered out by a small older lady. (Never caught her name) I was then shown into the room and asked how long, £40 for a hour cash paid and on the table. Massage itself was not bad at all and worked a few knots and tense spots in my back. Onto the flip I was asked if I wanted extras and I was asked what I had paid before I said £30 for B2B but this was a while back, £60 for B2B or £40 for naked HE. I said a couple of times that I only have £45 left on me so it’s that for B2B or I’m alright. Accepted in the end but even still said next time bring more more or can I do bank transfer!!
Overall the B2B was enjoyable and the older lady has a small firm body for her age, but the neutral comes down to every-time I visit here I’m always feel like they’re trying to rinse me! Nothing against the service it’s just the pricing they try to push (and I know this isn’t everyone’s experience but seems to happen to me here more than anywhere else)

Would I return? Probably again but not for a while, I must have bad luck of the draw when I visit here! So always get the hump and stay away for a while.

Felt the same as you on my last visit (reviewed), seems they're just trying to get as much money as possible out of you for very little.

It's very much a hit and miss place, used to be really good for lots of teasing, cc swipes etc, but I got nothing of the sort on my last visit.

[TheGrump]

I always feel ripped off when I go here. It’s only due to the limited local options that I ever go.