So I saw initially that Barbara Kenps was back in London and decided to break my recent hiatus from punting as she's, in my view, a one off prospect - her pics and videos are amazing. However, after a few rather terse whatsapp messages I thought against it as her attitude was totally off.
Feeling a bit frisky though, and while perusing BP, I did see that
Anaconda was also back in London and it turns out she was at the same address as Barbara. Tempted by this gigantic appendage and rather intrigued by what it would be like, I booked her all impromptu.
External Link/Members OnlyThe location is a council estate in Paddington, and by that I mean it's pretty run down and covered in scaffolding. It's a 'I wouldn't want to go there after dark' kind of place. Anaconda is also on one of the top floors and the lift was taking ages so by the time I got up there I felt like i'd done enough cardio for the day!
First impressions were good, she answered the door almost fully naked apart from a nice black outfit that left nothing to the imagination. She's very tall and athletic but not overly manly. It's more of an Olympic athlete sort of look.
It was all rather dark inside though and as we fumbled into her room it became apparent her English is almost non-existent. She is also a total top, which I am too so there was no wiggle room there. Turns out she also doesn't kiss or give head which I wasn't aware of. So I ended up paying £100 for a 'quickie' which I guess would be a very expensive BJ by me - anyway I consoled myself with the fact that her cock looks unreal. She's a lovely person, very friendly and smiley at least, unlike her potential room-mate but her usual rate of £150 for 30 mins when she offers not much, apart from a big dick, seems ridiculous.
Anyway we get down to it and followed was a rather disappointing punt which has reminded me why I gave them up in the first place, it's all rather exciting I guess, the prospect of seeing someone for the first time and just going at it but I also find it never realllyyyy lives up to expectations (rarely in my view anyway, despite some 'positive' punts).
The main issue wasn't her lack of English or the lack effort from her for the price, but that she just couldn't get it hard for love nor money - both of which I lavished on her in my efforts to see it in its full glory - she seemed busy that day too so I assume she'd had a morning of punts and was totally spent. Even soft it's quite an impressive appendage, and she ended up giving me a handjob because she felt she should do something, but it was a bit of a disappointing overall.
Anyway back I go into retirement with a bit of a silly feeling. Lesson learned!
