External Link/Members Only Met about 2-3 weeks ago - had caught eye of her body pics on AW (which were really my type) and somehow convinced myself based on a single mildly positive UKP review that I should go meet her asap - thinking with the wrong head it turns out.
Comms: 9/10 - exchanged via Whatsapp. Quick to respond - we agreed a time for later that evening. Got the address (not just postcode), and sent her another message once I was there to be let up. No issues here.
Venue: 8/10 - Nice large apartment inside a block of residential apartments just off Paddington. Suspect shared with other working girls. Her room was large - sofa, double bed, TV, lots of storage (various expensive heels/shoes etc visibly stored). Cute decoration with mood lighting. Bathroom was not ensuite but similarly in generally good state. One of the better venues I’ve seen so far.
Girl: 5/10 - her AW profile states she is 19, but I think she’s more like mid-20s. Fantastic body (9/10) matching the AW profile photos. Face was a bit more disappointing - maybe 6/10 depending on your preferences. Her face definitely looks much older than her body. Personality was the killer negative however - disinterested, mechanical. Somewhere in the 0-4/10 range. More on this later.
Cost: £200 for 60mins -
overpriced and I regret not opting for 30 mins on a first time meet with such a lightly reviewed SP.Services: 5/10- A rather lukewarm welcome when I arrived. I asked for shower, and when I came back she was lying on bed in the same lingerie outfit she’d let me in with, browsing her phone. She reluctantly puts it down to welcome me onto bed.
- Tried to kiss her, but beyond a light peck, she turned away. Starts asking about me, fake flirting. I figure she needs to warm up so play along. She suggests a massage - OK fine.
- Terrible massage. No attempt to make it erotic. Seemed like time wasting. So I turn around and suggest we get into a bit more action. She starts wanking me (without real foreplay!) and then grabs a condom to give me a rather mediocre OWC.
- I suggest I return the favour. Ask her which position she prefers. She wants to lie on her back, so I start working her thighs, pussy and clitoris. No fingers allowed. Some very fake and mistimed moans but generally uninterested. I could swear she checked her phone briefly while I was down there.
- I come back up for air, lean in for some FK, again barely a peck before she asks if I want to ride.
- 5 mins in missionary, then we flip through the other classic positions - CG, doggy, RCG. Back to missionary where she encourages me to cum for her - which I readily do.
- I figure, despite the weak experience so far, maybe things are on the up. Plan to rest a bit and head for R2.
- She has other ideas - gets up and goes to sit on sofa - picks up phone and vape. Ignores me.
- I’m tempted to push her for a second go. But then again I rarely pop twice in a hour, so its more about enjoying the intimacy of the second round than anything else. And there was no intimacy/fun in our first round. So I get the hint, and just head for the shower.
- Back from the shower, she’s still at her phone and vape. Boring chat while I get dressed. And she shows me out. In and out in ~40 minutes.
- Not at all worth the £200.
Return? - Definitely NotA hot body doesn’t make up for otherwise negative experience.
I think I know understand the “disinterested Rom” stereotype that I keep reading about on UKP.
Topic: Naughty Francesca - Paddington (Read 703 times)