I remember seeing the ads, and contemplating a visit.... the split tongue was a deal-breaker. I feel vindicated now.
The logic of "Aye, so I went blind in that eye, but sure, I've another one I can see out of - so I'll be fine" doesn't inspire confidence.
"Fuck it, let's get the other one done. Lightning doesn't strike twice, so I'll deffo not suffer any consequences. After all, I've really, REALLY thought this through."
If that's how someone regards their ability to SEE, I'm not brimming with confidence about how they'd value the health and well-being of your cock and balls.
Obviously, I could be wrong.... but I also wouldn't visit a SP whose USP was how far they could put a chopstick into their ear, or how much bleach they can drink.
Let's not celebrate silliness/stupidity.
