External Link/Members OnlyIn simple terms if you only read this far, just don't visit !
Comms : Answered phone promptly and was available within 60 mins
Location : Past King Edwards Grammar School then right towards university. Entry door into kitchen which was a total mess. Led into a decent enough bedroom
Girl : Not per pics and not 22. Quite ugly for an asian in my view and not in the slightest bit sexy (granny knickers on)
Service : £70 for 30 mins of massage of middling quality on the bed which seemed to go on for ages, then flipped over for a handjob and condom on for a blow job. Zero emotion, zero interest and I was bored to be honest. Thought may as well get this over so into cowgirl while i tried to picture someone (anyone) else in my mind to get the deed done. Filled the bag then shown out the kitchen door by a middle aged asian chap
Lesson : This was my 3rd choice, so the moral of the story is to not stoop beyond a primary and secondary option.
Summary : Up there with my most hateful punts ever.