External Link/Members OnlyDO NOT USE!!!!
Preferably cut your Todger off with a rusty fork before using her, I say this loosely, services.
Fist off she is as Belgium as the actor who played Hercule Poirot. Realised as soon as she opened the door she was Romanian. Should have turned around and cleared off then. However was in a BBW mood and her profile reads really well. Handed over the notes for 1 hour and told myself everything would be fine. Yet another shit Romanian experience. Swore I would never use a Romanian escort again so only myself to blame. Straight into OWO which was ok, plenty of hand action but after 2 mins wanted to throw a condom on me. Said I was not ready yet and wanted GFE as promised but then her mobile was suddenly more interesting and started pissing around with it messaging someone. Decided to battle on and crack on with protected sex and get it done with. She could not have been anymore disinterested and flopped on the bed on her back. This point she opened her legs and the smell reminded me of that blocked drain I had that time 🤢
Managed to keep my old man hard and just cracked on, realised that she found everything in the room vastly more interesting than me. Final straw and said she had completely lied on profile. Offered to leave and pay for half an hour. Apparently this was not possible. Would have gone easier on review if she had. Got dressed and left, sure someone else was in the apartment (located opposite wyvern). Took great satisfaction letting rip a silent fart on my way out. 💨
Seriously avoid at all costs. Don’t deserve sympathy as I do know better and could have easily avoided this but don’t want anyone else to make the same mistake. A sock 🧦 would give you a superior service than this goblin.
AVOID
