£110 for 1 hour. External Link/Members Only Was working in Camberley and she was literally the only option in town that night. 3 glowing reviews so I thought it might be a laugh to spend an hour frolicking with an old school English working girl. Had that old movie Tom Jones in mind. But I was so wrong.
Comms: 10/10. Clear phone manner. Clear instructions. Like my dentist's secretary.
Venue: 8/10. Serviced apartment. Clean & tidy. Discreet entrance. But none of this matters because:
Appearance: 2/10. A flatso. Big belly but no boobs. 60-something. Looked like Mo from Eastenders. Pics are unrepresentative but the movie thumbnails are accurate.
Service & Attitude: 0/10. Kept her distance as much as possible. No opportunity to have any sort of foreplay. She delivered a decent OWO blowjob to completion though (which she swallowed, so that was good), but afterwards gave me a pat on the bum and announced that she'd had enough for the night and I should leave! I pointed out that I'd paid for an hour and we were only 18 mins in, but she just shrugged. I asked for a partial refund, but again just a shrug no. I shrugged too and left. I've no interest in getting into an argument over £40 and you never know, there might've been a bruiser with a baseball bat in the next room.
Final Thoughts: Why oh why do reviews differ so much? She was hideous, unsexy and basically ripped me off. But others have raved about her.
