Katjaxxx - Fleet, Hampshire

[Bonker]

[url]https://www.adultwork.com/5930462[url]

I read the previous reviews and noted the comments about age and sag but was drawn by her unusual nationality and exotic looks.

Booked via text on the day, straight forward and promptly. Asked for a combination of massage and sex for an hour. I didn't understand her crazy pricing verbiage but agreed £90.

A nice flat in a block, discreet, parking in a supermarket at no cost.

Appearance as described, dressed nicely in lingerie. My opinion, she must have been very attractive when young, still has high cheekbones, firm bum and legs. Would not be surprised if she had been a fashion model, she's tall and has a certain elegance.

The massage was OK, she must have an oil deal with Putin. Her tits do sag, I could feel them round my bum when her head was level with mine (lying face down). To be fair, they still have some fullness at the bottom.

English is poor, answers 'hum' when she doesn't understand. When she does - yes ov korse, do you think I stoopid.

I had to change the tempo by turning over to stop her wasting time. Happy to follow my requests for eye contact, positions and speed. I asked if she did CIM as I didn't remember, NOOO she bellowed - as if I had invaded Estana.

I had plenty of time and enjoyed myself. She helped get the slick off my body. Parted company with "Sexy boy, you come back".

Yes I will when my gearbox oil needs changing.

[Waterhouse]

Clickable link…  External Link/Members Only

[webpunter]

I do like well constructed & amusing reviews

Reminds me of SirFrank & Biggus Dickus Rides Again

Quality  , especially head level with yours & tits round your bum

Given that tall air of elegance attractive etc, weird that she doesnt get a boob job doesnt have to be a massive new set

The massage was OK, she must have an oil deal with Putin. Her tits do sag, I could feel them round my bum when her head was level with mine (lying face down). To be fair, they still have some fullness at the bottom.

English is poor, answers 'hum' when she doesn't understand. When she does - yes ov korse, do you think I stoopid.

I asked if she did CIM as I didn't remember, NOOO she bellowed - as if I had invaded Estana.

I had plenty of time and enjoyed myself. She helped get the slick off my body. Parted company with "Sexy boy, you come back".

Yes I will when my gearbox oil needs changing.

[Bonker]

 "weird that she doesnt get a boob job"

I agree. I think I've funded 25ml.
I would've suggested it but was dreading the response - Vy you tell me tit jobby?

[Bonker]

Thank you webpunter, you are a gentleman.

[webpunter]

25ml
 

Edit:  we need HBL's input, UKP's expert on err ... huge boobs, on how much you may have contributed / costs etc

Thank you webpunter, you are a gentleman.

[Often Visitor]

Re Boob Job probably because she wouldn't be able to work for at least 2 months given what she does so if she only had 4 punters a day that would cost her around £20,000 in lost income

[Stevelondon]

Can’t seem to get her profile up. AW message saying “error at this time”

[Waterhouse]

Can’t seem to get her profile up. AW message saying “error at this time”

Working fine for me.  Did you use the link I posted?

[Bonker]

Pressure built up last month, trawl through AW to find a half decent punt for a reasonable fee. No replies to messages from the few available.

Last resort was the Gazprom terminal. Dragged there by the balls.

This time I asked for no massage, just the sex for £60 half an hour. Katja was less keen on this. Recognised me but no difference in attitude. The novelty of her nationality, height and looks was gone.

A lacklustre performance. Left with my tail between my legs. Back in the car,  shouted at dick "I told you,  you fucking idiot".

At least he had the courtesy to curl up and look ashamed.