Author Topic: Zoe Zoe - Camberley (just about ok; service could be better)  (Read 1816 times)


20 review(s) for Spicy_Thai (14 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Payyourwaymate]

Offline hypoviser

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Damage: £80 (half hour with OWO)
Summary: Body: 8/10, face 7.5/10, service: 7/10, Attitude: 6/10.

Because of her other positive reviews, I ventured out to the boonies (please don’t judge me lol). She’s located in a small, unremarkable flat a few mins walk from Camberley station.

The girl herself has a really nice body. Small, tight and with nice tanned skin typical of a Thai. Of course her English is shite, so don’t go In expecting any deep philosophical conversations (I’m just joking of course about wanting to have in depth convos with these prozzies). She has multi-colored hair: some blonde streaks mixed with blue. Cute eyes and face is caked with make up. Very lean body.. I think that’s my favorite thing about her. She didn’t let the Western lifestyle and diet ruin her  :thumbsup:. As for boobs, they are nicely enhanced and her nipples look nice too. I didn’t see any obvious scars but there is no doubt about their fakeness. She has a prominent tattoo on her lower back. Probably was a go go dancer back in her motherland. She does look like her photos, I’ll give her credit for that. Photoshop did not play much of a role in her advertised AW images.

My review of the service itself might be a bit biased based on the fact that this was a half hour booking. I found, anecdotally, that the service with these hoes feels better and is less rushed when there’s more time. That’s what happened with Holly of Olina’s (in London). So take this with a pinch of salt. So she did suck my bare cock, from like 3 positions. She’d interrupt the sucking with kissing my chest and stomach, which I believe she did to minimise the total duration of the bj, that’s what the cynic in me thinks. She didn’t go thaaat deep, maybe 2-3 inches. I was a little disappointed with the bj, but that’s something I tend to put more emphasis on.

Sex itself was 3 positions: CG, mish and doggy. Pounded that bitch hard and with more aggression than usual.. kind of out of spite due to how lame the bj was. My thinking was if the old boy isn’t going that deep and hard in her mouth, it’ll go deep, fast and hard into her snatch. The unfortunate side effect of that was that she did complain a *little* of pain and applied more lube. Whatever. I know I seem like an arse,  but I was just playing by her rules. Eventually felt a little bored and unloaded into the bag. She didn’t seem terribly fond of me and let me shower on my own.. wasn’t even present in the bathroom with me  :thumbsdown:

So, yeah, a really hot girl but the service is just about acceptable. I’ll give her one more chance with a 1 hour booking to see if a couple more quid will incentivize her to suck just that little bit more intensely , deeper and for a longer duration. We shall see. But I still expect more from Hhr, so I’ll settle on neutral for this cunt.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2022, 02:11:10 pm by hypoviser »

Offline southcoastpunter

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She didn’t seem terribly fond of me

i wonder why!

maybe its your attitude to her if this is anything to go by:

Pounded that bitch hard and with more aggression than usual.. kind of out of spite .   
   so I’ll settle on neutral for this cunt.
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I’ll give her one more chance with a 1 hour booking
is that wise?

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Just to agree and add to SCP's observations on your trip to the 'boonies'.

Of course her English is shite, so don’t go In expecting any deep philosophical conversations (I’m just joking of course about wanting to have in depth convos with these prozzies).

Indeed, why would you want to speak to them when you're just there to fuck them  :unknown:

I found, anecdotally, that the service with these hoes feels better and is less rushed when there’s more time. That’s what happened with Holly of Olina’s (in London). So take this with a pinch of salt.

I don't follow what you're saying, you're posting in a 'boonies' thread, we don't get into London so find this kind of reference difficult understand  When you say "take this with a pinch of salt", are you saying you're talking bollocks?

Pounded that bitch hard and with  more aggression than usual.. kind of out of spite due to how lame the bj was. My thinking was if the old boy isn’t going that deep and hard in her mouth, it’ll go deep, fast and hard into her snatch. The unfortunate side effect of that was that she did complain a *little* of pain and applied more lube. Whatever. I know I seem like an arse

Sounds like you "showed her what for", with your really aggressive seeing delivered to "out of spite".
When you say "but I was just playing by her rules. " - are we supposed to take that with a "pinch of salt" too!

You seem like a total arsehole, please stay away from the 'boonies' in future.

 :hi:

Offline hypoviser

Just to agree and add to SCP's observations on your trip to the 'boonies'.

Indeed, why would you want to speak to them when you're just there to fuck them  :unknown:

I don't follow what you're saying, you're posting in a 'boonies' thread, we don't get into London so find this kind of reference difficult understand  When you say "take this with a pinch of salt", are you saying you're talking bollocks?

Sounds like you "showed her what for", with your really aggressive seeing delivered to "out of spite".
When you say "but I was just playing by her rules. " - are we supposed to take that with a "pinch of salt" too!

You seem like a total arsehole, please stay away from the 'boonies' in future.

 :hi:

Wow! Thank you for the kind words!

Offline hypoviser

Wow! Thank you for the kind words!

In all seriousness, despite my harsh language in the review, I don’t believe I actually did anything wrong. I got what I paid for. Have you considered my positive reviews where the nice attitude is mutual.. and I’m nice to the girl because she’s nice to me? I’m sorry I didn’t put some girl on a pedestal after she treated me, a paying customer, like rubbish. Silly me for thinking that good attitude should come from the SP that’s supposed to be doing her job.

Sorry for the “boonies” description. That was in poor taste… I just called it that because for me personally I don’t go out to south east towns much. No offense was intended.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2022, 04:24:37 pm by hypoviser »

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That just reads so wrong, go think about your review for the next 7 days

Offline tp69

Wow OP, you come across as a deeply unpleasant person.

Besides all the points mentioned by others above, just the references to 'these prozzies', 'these hoes', 'pounded that bitch' and 'this cunt' are grossly disrespectful to another human being and entirely unnecessary.

Next time a woman isn't delivering the type of BJ you like, why not open your mouth and ask her if she'd do X, Y, Z, rather than building up resentment and then hurting her as some kind of sick revenge. If you don't have the balls to communicate, how is she meant to know what you like.

This was really horrible to read, especially as I know a couple of guys who see her regularly and say she's a great girl. She's been on my radar for ages but locations don't always align.

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Well said TP69, just to add, we don't like c*nts in Camberley so I won't be missing him during his week off.

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Well said TP69, just to add, we don't like c*nts in Camberley so I won't be missing him during his week off.

I just read his previous review where he apparently 'fucked her out of spite' and then jizzed on her carpet and was happy about it. I won't read any further as I can't tolerate people who treat others like that. Feel sorry for the girls who have to put up with him.

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I just read his previous review where he apparently 'fucked her out of spite' and then jizzed on her carpet and was happy about it. I won't read any further as I can't tolerate people who treat others like that. Feel sorry for the girls who have to put up with him.

Definately not the kind of punter we welcome in Camberley.

I'm sure the mods will keeps an eye on him, I see what you mean about the last review.
Pretty disgraceful behaviour.

Offline sensualencounter

What a thoroughly unpleasant cunt you are OP. It’s already been said but your attitude is disgusting and I’m surprised you’ve only got a seven day ban and not a full one.

I’ve looked through your other reviews and there are definite undertones of a very unsavoury character.

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Definately not the kind of punter we welcome in Camberley.

I'm sure the mods will keeps an eye on him, I see what you mean about the last review.
Pretty disgraceful behaviour.
Oh you can bet money on it  :lol:

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Oh you can bet money on it  :lol:

Just wish you could ban him from the ‘boonies’  :lol:

Offline Yellowman1

Jesus what a lovely guy. Sounds like he has a deep resentment towards women. His wife probably bully’s him

Offline tp69

Pounded that bitch hard and with more aggression than usual.. kind of out of spite due to how lame the bj was. My thinking was if the old boy isn’t going that deep and hard in her mouth, it’ll go deep, fast and hard into her snatch. The unfortunate side effect of that was that she did complain a *little* of pain and applied more lube. Whatever.

I’ll settle on neutral for this cunt.

Just read that again. You really are a disgusting and nasty person.

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I know Zoe personally and actually gave her a call after reading this. She said you were basically repulsive in your approach, said you are just a horrible and borderline aggressive guy that she had no interest in being close to but did so as she has a reputation to keep.

I'm actually feeling so sorry for her, that she had to let some disgusting guy like you touch and penetrate her which will more than likely have a lasting effect.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2022, 06:23:57 pm by Chris10398 »
Banned reason: Whit knight contacting SPs about reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline sensualencounter

I know Zoe personally and actually gave her a call after reading this. She said you were basically repulsive in your approach, said you are just a horrible and borderline aggressive guy that she had no interest in being close to but did so as she has a reputation to keep.

I'm actually feeling so sorry for her, that she had to let some disgusting guy like you touch and penetrate her which will more than likely have a lasting effect.
Whilst the OP is undoubtedly a cunt, your post is ringing alarm bells. What are you doing taking to escorts about UKP? And you also come across as a massive WK here.
If what you say is true about knowing her personally, then I don’t see the point of you posting this other than to somehow show off.

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He knows her personally but gave her a neutral and said she has an attitude  :wacko:

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He knows her personally but gave her a neutral and said she has an attitude  :wacko:

I had a massage experience last week where the SP mentioned comments about her on here. 

Why do the twats do it.  The OP is clearly undesirable but why call the SP, ask her about the review and ….  All this head-banging is giving me a migrane  :dash: :dash: :dash:

I had a meet cancelled at late notice a few months ago as someone had told her she was mentioned on here.  It wasn’t even a review!