Author Topic: Kiera - Lush Escorts - Deritend, Digbeth, Birmingham  (Read 2064 times)

Offline Imp8


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30 minutes incall   @  £60
Deritend   Digbeth

Now don't jump on my back about this review because to a lot of punters this would be a straight negative......However.

Rang Polska up during the day to see who was available for later on in the evening,he spurted some names out,Kiera caught my eye,namely because of a review left by  Dark Vader

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=356542.0

Turned up at the location and I had to wait for Kiera to come down and fetch me.
First impressions weren't good,she was a FUCKIN BIG UNIT.
Height would be accurate at 5'5,she confirmed her age later as 29,now here's the little fib,on the Lush site it says dress size 14,she's definitely an 18,maybe even a 20,but she's a solidly built unit,no wibbly wobbly fat here. The kind of bird you'd want bouncing on the doors whilst you're cowering behind her.
I was expecting an attractive girl,Nope...she's a 4-5,not Fuck ugly,but nobody you'd show off to your mates. Tits were HUGE,beautiful volume to them and velvety smooth and soft,long dark hair past her shoulders.

Money sorted,service agreed,timer set.
Went in for DFK,another negative,I smelt sweat,nothing overpowering,but it was there.
Her DFK was excellent,very sensual and soft,no ramming it down your throat,just beautiful,she had a play with little Imp whilst keeping big Imp busy.
Onto her knees for OWO,again beautiful,very smooth,no teeth whatever,suction was very light,but it did the job. I was very impressed with how she was squatting whilst delivering the BJ, for such a big girl.
Being the gentleman I am,I had to return the favour,so onto RO.
Fuck me....I don't think I've seen a snatch that big before,it was enormous. In for a penny....I dived in,it was clean,fresh and shaved. I devoured that for a while,whilst sticking a cheeky digit in,she got wet very quickly. Her thighs were huge,she did well to keep them up for soo long,the benefits of youth I suppose.
Onto 69 and this is where the second negative came,I smelt ass,I didn't want to hang around too long in the danger zone so Kiera Bagged me up and got on top in RCG. This was excellent,switching between riding and grinding. I had to kop another feel of those beautiful tits so I told her to change to CG,again switching between squatting,riding and grinding,whilst I was feasting on her mammeries,doesn't get much better than that.
Now we changed into Mish,I just LOVE ploughing those big girls. I'd agreed with Kiera to finish over her tits,but I was having toooooo much fun in Mish,her legs were wide open and I was going for it,soon filled the bag.
Job done,I was bolloxed.
Kiera did a beautiful job of cleaning me up,nothing was too much trouble. I did notice as she was walking around that she had quite a lot of hair on her arse,but at my age,you don't really care about minor little anomolies like that    :D :D :D

I did say at the beginning of the review that a lot of you would say this is a straight up negative,
HOWEVER,I beg to differ

Kiera provided an excellent,enthusiastic service,no clock watching at all,no problems with position changes,nothing was too much trouble,a very friendly and chatty girl.

I don't really like going back to the same girl again,but on this occasion I will,I'd love to spread a bit of my love juice all over her beautiful tits

Offline escortman

Nice review Mr I
I would have given a positive review based on your information.
 :cool:

Offline Pablo02

Tried to book her
Only to be told at the end that she is sticking to seeing her regulars only!!

Offline escortman

Tried to book her
Only to be told at the end that she is sticking to seeing her regulars only!!

Wow she must be popular Pablo..

Offline Tender.french.kiss

Only to be told at the end that she is sticking to seeing her regulars only!!
Wow! So some actually enjoy her.
Funny how our taste and experiences can vary.
I saw her a while back (before I joined UKP and she had gone by then so I did not bother reviewing her), and it was one of my worst experience. Big unit as described by OP, definitely not as arousing as the picture on Lush website. Service was useless: would have had more enjoyment sticking my dick in a dead fish gob is the way I would describe her BJ skills. So she either has improved a lot from OP's description or I got her on a bad day.
Glad you enjoyed OP, but she won't make it back on my HL

Offline Dark Vader

I saw her a while back (before I joined UKP and she had gone by then so I did not bother reviewing her),
Unless she is a complete fucking liar she told me she was new to the game. When she first started she jokingly said they were giving her all the nice clients to break her in gently but would only continue in the job if those nice clients continued. That maybe where that regular clients thing comes in. If true that goes against the whole no preference thing.

Offline Imp8

Tried to book her
Only to be told at the end that she is sticking to seeing her regulars only!!

Hi Pablo,
First I've heard of that, this was my first time seeing Kiera.
Maybe Polska put in a good word for me   !!!!

Offline Imp8

Wow! So some actually enjoy her.
Funny how our taste and experiences can vary.
I saw her a while back (before I joined UKP and she had gone by then so I did not bother reviewing her), and it was one of my worst experience. Big unit as described by OP, definitely not as arousing as the picture on Lush website. Service was useless: would have had more enjoyment sticking my dick in a dead fish gob is the way I would describe her BJ skills. So she either has improved a lot from OP's description or I got her on a bad day.
Glad you enjoyed OP, but she won't make it back on my HL


Hi TFK,
There were definitely a few negatives that would put people off. But I liked her friendly nature and her enthusiasm. The looks and the body weren't there either,but I will see her again.

Offline Tender.french.kiss

I liked her friendly nature and her enthusiasm. The looks and the body weren't there either,but I will see her again.
Have no fear, i was absolutely not questioning or challenging your experience. Just wanted to share my old experience . Just realised I  mixed the girl up for Kina. So please ignore my comments above. Sorry to have messed up the thread
« Last Edit: November 21, 2022, 05:29:23 pm by Tender.french.kiss »

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Thanks for the review Imp, just goes to show how much a good service can really improve a punt. If only all wgs could see this.

But first time I’ve ever heard of regs only at lush. I’ve seen in the past wgs get fully booked up by regs this not allowing gaps for new punters but I can’t see her being that booked up but who knows.

Ultimately she seems to have found a system that works for her and getting repeat business so good for her and her regs.

Offline escortman

Hopefully Lush remember i have seen her once https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=359100.0


She is due a return visit but no rush and hopefully does not disappear before i get a chance.

Offline Imp8

Strange that....Three relatively experienced punters and yet they disagree on the physical appearance of a SP.
Escortman says that  Kiera is a  '  very very pretty girl   '
Dark Vader  says that Kiera is   'Not way out of shape '....' Facially attractive  '....' Carries the weight well  '

I've got to disagree with all four of these comments.
She's not Facially attractive at all....in my opinion,and she's not in proportion at all,she's just a big unit carrying a lot of weight.
However,Kiera does provide a very good service and she is very enthusiastic.
Horses for courses I guess.