SexyEnglishjadeMK - (harsh but fair) negative

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Comms: All good via text and Jade was ready at agreed booking time.

Location: standard bedroom in flat in central MK where she lives.

Price: £160 for an hour of domination (as per her profile)

Lady: Jade’s appearance seems to fluctuate, based on previous mixed reviews. She’s had a boob reduction which looks good (nice handful rather than ample), and is at the slimmer end of her range. Ass is still good despite her attempts to keep her weight down (she still thinks she’s too big as a size 6/8). Her biggest feature though is her lips which are just too ‘enhanced’ for her face and, like most filled lips, just look odd and add nothing to her appeal. Overall though she has a feminine body and an arse I felt like slapping and nibbling immediately.

So why the negative?
Jade has been described as ‘ditzy’, but I’d say she was high on something, just too hyper and unable to concentrate. She first asked if I wanted a drink as she went off to stash the cash, then came back a full 10 minutes later empty handed. I then asked if she’d read my text fully and she replied ‘about half’. It wasn’t a long one but it did state Dom session and I had paid her the £10 premium on arrival.
The reason I asked was that there was no sign of any ‘paraphernalia’ in the bedroom or in what she was wearing. The dom session ended within two minutes when I couldn’t keep my hands off her bum, and she conceded being a dom wasn’t in her nature.
And so started a standard GFE but with no kissing offered or attempted. Her OWO was pretty decent but her slightly agitated state wasn’t helping me (she’d also just told me I was already her fourth customer of the morning which I didn’t find a turn on).
On with the mac and into doggy while a stroked her bum hole. Pleasant enough and she then asked if I wanted anal (not my thing but she claims to love it). So she laid on her back and we tried mish, but I was losing interest so suggested we go back to OWO to finish. She was wanking me more than sucking which wasn’t doing much for me, so I called the punt to a half which she was entirely comfortable with.

It’s hard to build any rapport with WG who doesn’t feel present. This, added to the absence of dom and general skattiness makes this a negative rather than a neutral. On other days she might be fine, but I won’t be returning.