Been a while since i took a cheeky punt. This one was a bit out of my area but i was around there for some work, had the horn so thought why not.
Comms: decent enough however very flat one word answers when i checked services on offer. Was provided postcode and told to message when i area - usual craic.
Location: terraced houses in Blyth. Not from that area but didn't seem too bad. All off street parking so found a spot and parked up.
When messaging her it took 15mins for her to reply. Got there in the end.
Door opened, walked in and while i would say it was the girl in the picture. There is no doubt at all that the picture is from 20 year ago. She looked very little like girl in picture.
Handed paperwork over and she came in after I stripped off and said that she knew she agreed OWO but forgot to mention it was £10 extra. Obviously this annoyed me a little but i went with the flow and just said forget it.
Straight down to a bag then deep OW which was ok. But then she asked me to lick her out, which wasn't the freshest i will be honest, and when we got down to the dirty there was a horrible smell of BO. Really off putting.
Clearly at this point i just wanted to fill the bag and get out, which at one point thought i would struggle.
Two positions, doggy and cowgirl.
Couldn't wait to get my clothes back on.
All in all, waste £60 and 30 min of my life. Wasn't attracted to her, BO and lack of freshness was it for me.
