xX_Amy_Xx : Beautiful : Finchley N3

[PowerGreg]

This is my first review on UKP. Actually, my first review anywhere.

No wait! Actually I once reviewed a purchase on Amazon but... let's put that to one side for now.

Anyway, here goes...

I booked a 30min session with Amy: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

SUMMARY:
Do I recommend? Yes definitely.
Comms: good, she answered my call and texted me her address. And responded to my other texts.
Price: £80 for 30 mins
Girl: really attractive, small tits (probably an A cup) but excellent figure with juicy bum and neat pussy.
Place: unattractive apartment complex but nice once inside her flat.

Still reading? Oh sweet. Then I'll continue.

ABOUT AMY
Amy is in my opinion a very sexy girl and the photos on her AW profile are tragically sub standard. I actually said as much to her. I explained that I think she is far sexier in person than her photos show and I recommended she improves them. Amy is caucasian, about 22 yrs old I guess, bottle blonde, Eastern European and she's a good looking girl with a friendly attitude. She said that she lives in Manchester and is only in London temporarily and has only been in that flat for a week.

One thing I really liked about her is that she seemed very careful about her health, insisting I wash my hands before fingering her.

I asked her for a handjob and she put in a top effort — the girl has skills. She wouldn't let me jizz on her and caught my cum in a towel. For health reasons I assume. I didn't mind.

A very enjoyable 30 minutes with a highly attractive girl. Money well spent (unlike that Amazon purchase).

[daviemac]

Cheers for your first review but is that right you paid £80 for a wank? doesn't seem good value.   

[yesbby]

Given that we’ve established this is a bait and switch profile, yours reads a bit like an advert by the SP herself.

Care to comment on the fake photos of an instagram influencer type who probably doesn’t give hand jobs on the Finchley Road?

[PowerGreg]

Cheers for your first review but is that right you paid £80 for a wank? doesn't seem good value.   

Yea, I don't do penetration for health reasons. As for the money... well, when you're desperately horny, does the price really matter?

[PowerGreg]

Given that we’ve established this is a bait and switch profile, yours reads a bit like an advert by the SP herself.

Care to comment on the fake photos of an instagram influencer type who probably doesn’t give hand jobs on the Finchley Road?

Ok, let's tackle this comment one step at a time, shall we?

Firstly, about the supposedly false profile: I'm sorry mate, I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe because I'm new to UKP, I'm being naive. You're right to be suspicious of fake profiles, of course. But, as I said, I called the number on the profile, she answered and I visited her. The girl I saw could easily be the girl in the photos. She has small boobs, blondish hair and peachy ass, just like the person in the photos. So I honestly don't know. Either way, it didn't matter to me.

Secondly, this isn't an advert written by the SP. I seriously doubt the girl I visited (whose English is decent but clearly not her first language) could write the review I've provided, in which I (hopefully) used the grammar and sentence structure of a native English speaker.

Lastly, I didn't say she was on 'the Finchley road'. I said she's in Finchley. These are two different places, about 3 miles from each other.

But cheers for the comment.   

[PowerGreg]

Cheers for your first review but is that right you paid £80 for a wank? doesn't seem good value.   

Also, I forgot to mention that I fingered her, sucked her tits and kissed her. So, a little more than a wank I would say.

[webpunter]

Quality 

The xtras suggest that more is available than jizzing on a towel
CIM 30
Swallow 40
Facial 30
Deepthroat 30
Maybe she didnt like the OP 
As for this review - utter bollox 
I pity the punter who rocked up next with the OP's DNA on the towel 
Wet wipes aint so bad after all !

Given that we’ve established this is a bait and switch profile, yours reads a bit like an advert by the SP herself.

Care to comment on the fake photos of an instagram influencer type who probably doesn’t give hand jobs on the Finchley Road?

[yesbby]

Firstly, about the supposedly false profile: I'm sorry mate, I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe because I'm new to UKP, I'm being naive. You're right to be suspicious of fake profiles, of course. But, as I said, I called the number on the profile, she answered and I visited her. The girl I saw could easily be the girl in the photos. She has small boobs, blondish hair and peachy ass, just like the person in the photos. So I honestly don't know. Either way, it didn't matter to me.

Ok mate. It was discussed elsewhere that these photos are of this model

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So when you know that, the way you describe how beautiful she is is a bit suspicious. I said it reads that way, not that your profile is fake.

And the reference to the Finchley Road was to emphasise the same point, not to be geographically accurate. It’s someone else.

Thanks for TOFTT

[Fuzzyduck]

Given that we’ve established this is a bait and switch profile, yours reads a bit like an advert by the SP herself.

Care to comment on the fake photos of an instagram influencer type who probably doesn’t give hand jobs on the Finchley Road?

+1 OP ia trying too hard.

[daviemac]

Also, I forgot to mention that I fingered her, sucked her tits and kissed her. So, a little more than a wank I would say.

That is the trouble, you didn't say, that is information that needs to be included in the review to make it worthwhile, which is why I asked if you only had a wank.

Have to say you come across as quite condescending in your replies to perfectly acceptable questions about your review, not a good trait on here.

[leatherlover]

I pity the punter who rocked up next with the OP's DNA on the towel 
Wet wipes aint so bad after all !

FFS. I have never thought of that once whilst using an SP's towel. I will do from now on so thanks for the reminder / heads up. However, I suppose I only use a towel after a shower. I haven't been cleaned up with a towel. At least I don't think I have (post nut thoughts tend to be cloudy)

[PowerGreg]

Thanks for all your comments.
I'm new to this website and to reviewing. So I still have a lot to learn.

[newbie2014]

Profile gone...

OP, did she say how long she was going to stay when you saw her?

[PowerGreg]

Profile gone...

OP, did she say how long she was going to stay when you saw her?

Hey. Yes, she said she would be there another week or maybe two. Sounded like she was still deciding. It's a pity she's gone because her location was very convenient for me and I could imagine visiting her again in future.

Do you have favourite SPs in the area? If so, please share. Thx.

[PowerGreg]

That is the trouble, you didn't say, that is information that needs to be included in the review to make it worthwhile, which is why I asked if you only had a wank.

Have to say you come across as quite condescending in your replies to perfectly acceptable questions about your review, not a good trait on here.

Agreed, I still have a lot to learn.

[Sattob]

The AW profile has been removed. (just seen that someone else has just posted that, oops)

[webpunter]

I mostly go for massage stuff
With FS SPs my general experience in hotels is that limited no's of towels
So shower before - hence dont need one & i pass after
Towels on radiators 

With massage burds when there is lashings of oil flying around i generally find that towels aint an issue
The availability of what would appear to be fresh towels is usually emphasized by them
Stacked in the shower room or nearby
Some of em go the spa approach where they roll them up.  Nice touch very zen 

FFS. I have never thought of that once whilst using an SP's towel. I will do from now on so thanks for the reminder / heads up. However, I suppose I only use a towel after a shower. I haven't been cleaned up with a towel. At least I don't think I have (post nut thoughts tend to be cloudy)

[david_mason]

Replaced by an equally dubious profile with same wording:

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[Rayray23k]

The account was reported for using fake pics which is probably why its now gone.

[daviemac]

Agreed, I still have a lot to learn.

There's a useful guide to writing reviews. - External Link/Members Only