External Link/Members OnlyVisit took place Tuesday 15th. Around noon.
Opposite Tulse Hill station with a rather conspicuous entrance right next to a bus stop.
Greeted by a pretty 25-30 year old dark brown skin Thai lady. Forgot her name.
You couldn't swing a cat in the room I was ushered to. Little oil heater going to take the edge off the gloom of the midday rain.
£50 for an hour oil massage which I requested to be strong. The lady took this request to be a challenge and proceeded to basically beat me up for around 40 minutes.
Upon turning over was asked if I wanted extras and my inclination was to decline as the massage was not in any way arousing. Nevertheless l asked what was on offer and she said I'll make you happy. £30 in and she's giving me a h.j with a deluge of oil. I start to explore then another £20 in she's letting me cop a handful of tit.... Eventually to an unremarkable finish.
Left the establishment back into the rain and glimpsed a little shop a few doors along selling classic antique model toy cars, felt like I'd been transported to the early 80's. An ol fella perched on a stool manning the entrance of his treasure trove !!
I doubt if I'd return as I didn't really click with the lady. I've had a lot better massages over the years.
