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External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened October 2022.
CommsAll by text, simple enough to confirm services and book. In hindsight comms are obviously handled by a maid as Lita's English is nonexistent.
The VenueEasy enough to find, basement flat with shared entrance a short walk from Bayswater tube. Could be euphemistically described as well lived in, i.e. a bit cluttered. Most of the hallway taken up by a clothes drying rack when I visited. Lita lives with a "friend" who she offered I could see, perhaps I should have accepted but at the time it struck me as a time wasting tactic so I declined.
The LadyThe photos on AW are accurate if, as usual, perhaps a couple of years old and touched-up. Lita answered the door in a tight two-piece dress (and nothing underneath, as it transpired), her hair is still dyed/highlighted as per the photos. Slim, but now with a slight mum-tum. Facially as per her photos but not as heavily made-up.
The ActionAfter parting with the cash, started with a (solo) shower in the hallway wetroom, then back in the room some standing FK. Unless I'm much mistaken, a slight taste of vomit on her, and the various half-empty liquor bottles around her room may suggest a bit of alcoholism. Her flimsy clothing was jettisoned and after about 20 seconds the FK was switched out to some standing OWO, and after another 20 seconds she was trying to get a condom on my semi.

We cycled through a few rounds of cowgirl, RCG, missionary, RO; she seemed to be in a constant rush to move around and change positions, and frequent small breaks to check her phone - sometimes ostensibly to change music, other times blatantly tapping out messages. The FK was all initiated by me and rarely strayed into DFK territory, she didn't want to be fingered, and when I requested anal she screwed up her nose and told me "maybe next time". As time progressed she went into full clock watching mode and alternated between furious OWO and wanking, and in her broken English started impatiently questioning why I was taking so long to cum. When I eventually shot, she recoiled to grab wipes while I was mid-orgasm, rather spoiling whatever temporary high the encounter had reached.
Damage£150 for an hour. FK, protected sex in various positions, RO.
VerdictNegative. I considered awarding a low neutral but the overall lack of care and professionalism left a bad taste in the mouth. Services not as advertised, clock-watcher, pushy at times. As the previous reviewer suggested, if you're more of a P&D fan and can get her to stick to the advertised Likes list, she could represent good VFM. Personally, I won't be returning.