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Offline Vice Admiral

« Reply #3200 on: January 19, 2026, 04:30:33 pm »
Quote from: JRWK on January 19, 2026, 12:29:56 pm
While on the subject of politicians .. my preference would be Penny Mordant.

Or, indeed, her near-namesake Penny Mordaunt.

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« Reply #3201 on: January 19, 2026, 04:58:11 pm »
Quote from: Davey Dykes on January 18, 2026, 06:39:13 pm

Whilst I'm here, I saw Lisa Nandy being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg this morning and thought she'd be fun to bounce around on for an hour or so.

Lisa that is
Fuck no......

Offline Davey Dykes

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« Reply #3202 on: January 19, 2026, 06:57:40 pm »
I am basing fuck all on her as a person, I'd happily fuck Liz Truss and Kemi Baddenoch in exactly the same manner even if I find them disgusting individuals.  :rose:

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #3203 on: January 19, 2026, 08:09:33 pm »
Quote from: Davey Dykes on January 19, 2026, 06:57:40 pm
I am basing fuck all on her as a person, I'd happily fuck Liz Truss and Kemi Baddenoch in exactly the same manner even if I find them disgusting individuals.  :rose:
Hard up the arse with no lube?

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« Reply #3204 on: January 20, 2026, 09:33:28 am »
Quote from: DastardlyDick on January 19, 2026, 08:09:33 pm
Hard up the arse with no lube?

Truss didn't think twice about doing it to us and Badenoch wouldn't either.

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« Reply #3205 on: June 19, 2026, 06:02:15 pm »
Emma Hayes, former Chelsea women's manager and current USA head coach. Side gig as ITV's "women in kitchen with blackboard" hydration break expert. No idea who the fuck passed that as a good idea.



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« Reply #3206 on: June 19, 2026, 09:07:54 pm »
Quote from: Davey Dykes on June 19, 2026, 06:02:15 pm
Emma Hayes, former Chelsea women's manager and current USA head coach. Side gig as ITV's "women in kitchen with blackboard" hydration break expert. No idea who the fuck passed that as a good idea.



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Looks like she's got a decent rack - maybe they sealed the deal?  :unknown:

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« Reply #3207 on: July 05, 2026, 07:57:14 am »
I wouldn't mind taking the 51 year old Asian Latina MILF new President of Peru for a spin or giving her a facial:

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« Reply #3208 on: July 05, 2026, 06:37:13 pm »

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« Reply #3209 on: July 12, 2026, 10:56:51 pm »
So would you ?

If you recognise the Pic don't spoil it for day or two

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« Reply #3210 on: July 12, 2026, 11:11:05 pm »
Quote from: timsussex on July 12, 2026, 10:56:51 pm
So would you ?

If you recognise the Pic don't spoil it for day or two

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Back in the day, no problem.

Offline Doormatt

« Reply #3211 on: July 12, 2026, 11:21:42 pm »
Is that who I think it is? AW.  Sorry DM

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« Reply #3212 on: July 12, 2026, 11:24:14 pm »
Quote from: Doormatt on July 12, 2026, 11:21:42 pm
Is that who I think it is? AW.  Sorry DM

Do you go around telling kids there is no Santa Claus ?

Offline ulstersubbie

« Reply #3213 on: July 13, 2026, 12:06:34 pm »
Quote from: timsussex on July 12, 2026, 10:56:51 pm
So would you ?

If you recognise the Pic don't spoil it for day or two

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Absolutely not, no way! 

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« Reply #3214 on: July 13, 2026, 01:03:12 pm »
Quote from: timsussex on July 12, 2026, 10:56:51 pm
So would you ?

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Well it is a moot point, since she wouldn't have. Unless it is now revealed that she had a penchant for anal gang bangs and bukkake when younger, before she found religion.

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #3215 on: July 13, 2026, 03:18:33 pm »
Quote from: timsussex on July 12, 2026, 10:56:51 pm
So would you ?

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Looking like that? Yes.

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #3216 on: July 13, 2026, 03:29:00 pm »
Quote from: mh on July 13, 2026, 01:03:12 pm
Well it is a moot point, since she wouldn't have. Unless it is now revealed that she had a penchant for anal gang bangs and bukkake when younger, before she found religion.
Back in 2007, a journalist produced a profile claiming she'd had at least "one sexual partner", to which she said "be careful, that's how you get sued". When asked by Jenni Murray, she laughed and said 'it's nobody else's business" . Make of that what you will.

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« Reply #3217 on: July 13, 2026, 03:53:56 pm »
Quote from: DastardlyDick on July 13, 2026, 03:29:00 pm
Back in 2007, a journalist produced a profile claiming she'd had at least "one sexual partner", to which she said "be careful, that's how you get sued".

Well whoever it was clearly put her off trying it again. But surely she would not have had sex outside of marriage? Unthinkable!

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« Reply #3218 on: July 13, 2026, 04:07:47 pm »
Stella Tsantekidou a lefty political commentator, she looks like she would be filthy.  ;)

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« Reply #3219 on: July 14, 2026, 11:38:30 pm »
Quote from: mh on July 13, 2026, 03:53:56 pm
Well whoever it was clearly put her off trying it again. But surely she would not have had sex outside of marriage? Unthinkable!
I believe she only "discovered" the Anglican faith in her 30s before converting to Catholisism in 1993. So a fair bit of time to play the field.

Offline ulstersubbie

« Reply #3220 on: July 15, 2026, 10:36:26 am »
Quote from: Jerboa on July 13, 2026, 04:07:47 pm
Stella Tsantekidou a lefty political commentator, she looks like she would be filthy.  ;)

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I agree with you jerboa, sound addition to the thread.   :thumbsup:

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« Reply #3221 on: July 15, 2026, 10:46:23 am »
Quote from: Jerboa on July 13, 2026, 04:07:47 pm
Stella Tsantekidou a lefty political commentator, she looks like she would be filthy.  ;)

You’d have to either find a way to stop her talking nineteen to the dozen or wear weapons grade ear defenders.

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« Reply #3222 on: July 15, 2026, 11:10:26 am »
Quote from: Jonestown on July 15, 2026, 10:46:23 am
You’d have to either find a way to stop her talking nineteen to the dozen or wear weapons grade ear defenders.

I think we all know how we would stop her talking……
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