9 pages for you to trawl through mate
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12352.0
Haha, yes I remember this topic very well from when it came up the first time. I went back and viewed what I contributed to that thread 6 months ago and I decided after reading it, that I feel exactly the same about punting today as I must have done at the time. To save you trawling through 9 pages, OP, here's my reply copy-pasted below...
Just for the excitement of being intimate with a complete stranger. It's not just the act itself that gives me a rush but also the anticipation of it.
I'm walking along a street lined with bars in the centre of the city at night-time - dim light hides the faces of the people milling around and helps me to stay anonymous. Folks coming in and out of the bars and clubs, walking home, going about their business. They walk past me but they don't know about my quest. It's an operation I've been planning for days. I've meticulously selected the perfect girl, having scoured the internet to prepare a shortlist, then reduced this down until just one remained.
Now I'm following directions to a postcode using my iPhone, then looking for the right door, without making it obvious to the passer's by. I reach the doorway and make the call, standing back a little from the entrance. I'm cautious.
A girl answers. "flat 36". I eagerly approach the doorway and press the buzzer. I hear the sound of the entrance door fizzing and then the click. I pull nervously at it, my face feeling flushed and my fingers tingling. I step inside and approach the stairwell, never the lift - too much risk that I'll meet someone. The entrance door slams behind me silencing the bustle of the street outside. I'm committed. There's no turning back.
I climb the stairs and continue along a dimly-lit hallway looking for the rendezvous flat. 36 - here it is. I rap on it, quietly, aware that the girl on the other side is peering at me, judging whether it is safe for her to open. The door clacks ajar and at first I just see the inside of the flat. It's shadowy like the hallway in which I am standing. Then as the door opens further I catch my first glimpse of her. Scantily clad, smiling and with a fragrance of perfume and freshly shampooed hair, she ushers me in and whispers, "hello".
I punt because I guess I don't get this same excitement from anything else in my life.