Amorous Sexy Thai - Nottingham NG7 AVOID!!

[Iloveoral]

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Sadly one of those weeks where you don’t have time but need to quickly pull a punt in, though it’s hot to be local as no time to travel, in reality should have just put it off and waited but I wasn’t thinking like that today.

Called and arranged £70 30 mins within the hour

On arrival she seemed ok, looked like I thought, age closer to 60 that 33 advertised as expected, paid up and she says lay down for a massage I say I’d rather skip if that’s ok?
She looks pissed off and that surprised me

Owo was poor to boring but it worked and I got hard
I then had 5 mins moaning about my cock

Rubber’d up, ouch!!! Felt her nail’s squeeze it on
She gets on top rcg for a whole minute before complaining she’s tired, you go on top she says
Ok boss!
Mish is biting, she’s just moaning and not in a good way
I suck her weird tits, they are cement set hard and nipple that look like they have sunk into the tits 

I ask her to go speed bump, I’m happy all day here at my own pace, don’t have to listen to her moan 
After 5-10 mins she says I’ve had enough I’ll finish you by hand
I say I’m pretty close can I not just finish in mish if that’s ok with you as we are only 15/20 mins in?
She says ok be quick so I am, she’s happy, bag filled

So with 10 mins left I ask for a neck massage to be told I’m not a proper trained massage girl, I say it’s ok
30 seconds of that I hear “and don’t come to see me again with that cock”
I’m thinking I can’t leave it at home and what would be the point coming without it 

She goes to shower I walk out the front door on 23mins

Poor attitude
Lazy
Rude
Boring
Old
Fat
Miserable twat

I will not recommend nor revisit
I wasn’t expecting much but this scrapes the bucket of shit do’s

Will have a chat with jas about her as she is in her flat

[JD1]

Oh dear, she sounds like hard work!

Sorry to hear mate, although an entertaining read as always.

[Iloveoral]

It was up hill all the way, emptied the stress barrels for now
On to the next 

[Charliehutton]

My God, she looks to have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, and that sounds the best thing about her. As you say, ILO, onward and upward!

[Charmingthickdick]

It was up hill all the way, emptied the stress barrels for now
On to the next 

After all that stress and moaning you did well to concentrate on the job and fill the bag. She should be paying you for the privilege of sexual encounters with such a local legend. 

[gbyld87]

Not sure what you were thinking, looking at those photos.  If that's the best she can curate it's never going to be good in the flesh.

I saw Annabelle yesterday at that much-maligned place in Loughborough.  Shit venue and she wasn't too chuffed with it, but always a great shag.  No OWO so many will be put off at her prices though, I realise.

[Iloveoral]

My God, she looks to have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, and that sounds the best thing about her. As you say, ILO, onward and upward!

It ticked a box sadly, wanted to go Loughbourgh but knew I’d never get there this week so…. Hey ho 

[Iloveoral]

After all that stress and moaning you did well to concentrate on the job and fill the bag. She should be paying you for the privilege of sexual encounters with such a local legend. 

It was hard work I’ll be honest but I was just so ready to unload today 

[Iloveoral]

Not sure what you were thinking, looking at those photos.  If that's the best she can curate it's never going to be good in the flesh.

I saw Annabelle yesterday at that much-maligned place in Loughborough.  Shit venue and she wasn't too chuffed with it, but always a great shag.  No OWO so many will be put off at her prices though, I realise.

I really wanted to see Annabelle but knew I’d never find the time this week which I’m guttered about

[Charmingthickdick]

I really wanted to see Annabelle but knew I’d never find the time this week which I’m guttered about

Have you seen her before ILO. I wasn’t that impressed and only rated a neutral, she is super skinny, big overbite teeth, timid and couldn’t handle my schlong. I fear you may have same issue with your anaconda. It will be interesting to hear your review if you ever get the chance.

[Iloveoral]

Have you seen her before ILO. I wasn’t that impressed and only rated a neutral, she is super skinny, big overbite teeth, timid and couldn’t handle my schlong. I fear you may have same issue with your anaconda. It will be interesting to hear your review if you ever get the chance.

I love that young, skinny look with small tits on them, I do find her really cute from the pics so I’m probably setting myself up for a fall, I may have a weakness here 

I appreciate the heads up matey thank you 

[undertheradar]

Poor attitude
Lazy
Rude
Boring
Old
Fat
Miserable twat

 
 

funny as fuck.

Thanks for the review - will NOT be going 

[NottsThaiLover]

Great review. I’m still tempted - like the idea of a moody Thai.

I think Jas just rents the flat out whilst away to pay the bills.

[Jimbob212]

She frequently manages her way up North to Glasgow and I've always had her on my list to tick off, but other, more attractive profile pictures have taken precedence. I'll bump her further down the list after this