In case you don't want to read the whole review i'll put the summary up 1st -
Had better punts with a Romanian
So i'd been hankering after a punt for a week or more but things conspired against me however I had a window today and was intending punting a Thai girl in Preston but thought she may be a bit hit or miss and i'd go all the way over to Bury to see Monica instead as i'd be more certain to get a decent punt, how wrong can you be
She's been on my radar for a while as her pics look good but no info on here so decided to TOFTT, hopefully I can help others to avoid wasting their cash
I arrive about 10 minutes early and she's free straight away which is great though the reason for that may be clearer in a minute.
My 1st impression is that she looks great and i'm looking forward to a top notch punt here with a great looking girl, body is also fantastic with an all over tan and some nicely done tattoos, fake tits which looked like a decent job and not too big.
She leaves me to shower and reappears very quickly, i'd already showered at the gym so just a 1 minute splash and i'm still drying myself off.
A bit of chat which didn't especially flow that well and she asks me what service I want to which I say the GFE, she asks for the £45 up front which is often a bad sign and I hand it over
She's kneeling on the bed and I climb on, a bit more chat and she asks if I want a massage, I say yes for a bit then she replies or would you rather just get straight on with it at which point i'm thinking this could be a good punt so agree yes let's get going.
I feel her tits and can't help but notice her legs are firmly together while she is still kneeling on the bed and i'm wondering if it's to stop my hand going down there (it is).
I go to kiss her and she informs me that she doesn't do open mouth kissing, I get a few closed pecks on the lips which isn't my idea of a GFE especially now it's an extra £15 but at least i still get OWO I guess.
Nothing doing there then so may as well move the action on elsewhere, she asks if I want some lube which I think is a bit strange if she's going to give me oral but I say OK, she then checks my cock for a couple of minutes to make sure everything is OK then rubs some lube on it and starts giving me a lubed hand job.
She asks if I like it fast or slow and I say slow, she's actually going quite fast and slows down a bit but then kept speeding up and i'm 100% sure she was simply trying to bring me off ASAP from the hand job after only a few minutes, if it hadn't been for the blue pill i'd taken which allows me to last longer then she would have.
She then starts sucking me for about 10 seconds but it's crap then back to 30 seconds wanking and 5 seconds oral, she has her legs open now and I move my hand down to be told "No fingers" but I can rub her clit which I do for a tiny bit then stop as i'm having to concentrate on not cumming from her wanking me.
I then notice she's basically laid on her back wanking me off but sort of moaning and gyrating / flailing away like she's in ecstasy and having an orgasm but i'm not even touching her, it was beyond fucking comical and by now i'm thinking this is going to be a bad punt.
Anyway she's keen to move the punt along and suggests we get a condom and fuck but i'm aware we're only about 5 minutes into the punt so say I want to give her oral, unfortunately she doesn't do RO either but I can lick the top so basically her clit.
10 seconds licking her clit and she moaning like she's orgasming then another 10 seconds and she tells me I have to stop as she's too sensitive
Nothing left for it then so on with the condom and she lies down so I can fuck her in mish and she starts moaning like i'm King fucking Dong, 30 seconds in and she's making out that she's cumming, again it's comical.
Couple of minutes of sex and she's telling me to cum over and over then it changes to "You need to cum now, you need to cum quickly" which was an order not encouragement, another 30 seconds and she basically pushes me off FFS
She then makes out she is too hot with me on top of her but it's not hot in the room and she's not sweating, she suggests her on top but CG doesn't do anything much for me as I cum straight away if I can't control the action but perhaps that's why she likes it as she can finish guys off.
I suggest doggy but apparently she doesn't do that, FFS not much this girl does do
She then agrees to trying mish again but i'll have to be really quick so we resume and I know i'm on a hiding to nothing with this girl so cum as quickly as I can, she's pushing me off while i'm still cumming which as we all know basically ruins the orgasm
I say i'm going to quickly jump in the shower, meanwhile she's half dressed and says she's going to leave me then disappears slamming the door on the way out.
I shower and contemplate what a crock of shit the punt was, get dressed and consider saying something to the receptionist but decide not to as she would be able to overhear if she was in the girls rest room and I really can't be doing with any confrontation
Get outside and check the time on my phone, i've had 15 minutes which included getting undressed then dressed again and 2 albeit quick showers.
This is far and away the worst punt i've ever had at GFE
Just checking her profile again and noting whatsoever is listed in the specialities, there's a good reason for that she doesn't fucking do anything
Every step of the punt she was just trying to move it along and finish me off ASAP, I fully respect every girls right to choose what services they do and don't offer but this girl seems to be in the wrong job or at least in the wrong parlour as her working at GFE is beyond a joke
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