Link:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £120
Duration: 1 hour
Location:
For those that don’t know the drill around this area. It’s generally a hotel and you get to park and pay. So, Mimi is located in a well-known hotel around airport (Heathrow). This is my kind of punt as I like the thrill of having to walk into a hotel. There is something extra saucy about it.
Comms:
Easy to book, very friendly too. Very clear on the services and the instructions to her location. What I loved was that I never felt stressed when I was running around 5 minutes late for the booking.
The Punt:
Arrived, and she did the usual hiding around the door trick. She wore a nice black lingerie outfit revealing a cracking body. I couldn’t wait to get her clothes off at this point and taste her. I was offered a shower which I declined, as I was clean, but always a nice touch. So on to the bed for some action, engaged in kissing and moved to some DFK. Moving down I whipped off her underwear and went in for a taste. Now gentlemen, let me tell you something right here. I have never tasted anything so fresh! I couldn’t get enough, and I really rate her hygiene levels here. It was par excellence. Pushed her to climax in this position (yes I know, could be faked). Then pushed her down on the bed to strap up as she was sitting up from the pleasure of being eaten out.
Now here is where the neutral comes from. I have never fucked anything so awkward. I do not know what it was! Whichever position I was in was a real chore. Missionary was ok, but I couldn’t get low enough or deep enough, doggie was fine but again I felt like I had to climb up higher and almost squat over her making it uncomfortable. So, I thought I would try standing as she had height and taking her from behind, nope, still awkward. Then I asked her to lay down on her belly to go in from behind, just when I was about to claim victory, she stopped me and said “no sorry I can’t”. Finally, I went for cowgirl. She looked down at me with no emotion as she rode, sullen eyes and I can tell she is at the end of her career. It is a real pity because she has everything. The second round was pretty much the same deal and I really struggled to get off a second pop, because there was nothing there to get me going.
Conclusion:
I thought long and hard about this review. Maybe it was me having been stuck in traffic and not being at my best. Perhaps she was good once and it was just a sexual mismatch, if you will. So, I have tagged this a neutral and will one day, give her another shot to see. Maybe there is a chance of redemption. I didn’t feel it was a negative as she did put up with me switching many positions. Also, that hygiene level saved her.
Return: Perhaps, as a backup.
Happy punting gentlemen.