Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex (Read 94008 times)

CoolTiger · « **Reply #350 on:** November 06, 2017, 01:10:18 pm »

Q. Would i Bare back / BB or let you rub the tip of your bare cock round my pussy

A. The answer is no even if you have a cert to prove your clean, Sorry to disappoint.

This one has just joined UKP, due to neutral and a negative reviews that were posted on her.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #351 on:** November 06, 2017, 02:33:06 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on November 06, 2017, 01:10:18 pm

Q. Would i Bare back / BB or let you rub the tip of your bare cock round my pussy

A. The answer is no even if you have a cert to prove your clean, Sorry to disappoint.

This one has just joined UKP, due to neutral and a negative reviews that were posted on her.

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she charges £175 and thinks Kennington is in Westminster ....

CoolTiger · « **Reply #352 on:** November 11, 2017, 11:30:47 pm »

Q. DO YOU OFFER BAREBACK

A. NO WAY, NEVER EVER, DON'T B DISGUSTING

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #353 on:** December 13, 2017, 02:32:01 pm »

Q. Do you offer bareback?

A. Not under any circumstances, if you ask during a booking then I will terminate the appointment with no refund. Any attempt to try to bareback without my knowledge is sexual assault and will be reported to Northumbria Police.

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Lizzie_Lockhart · « **Reply #354 on:** December 13, 2017, 02:46:25 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 13, 2017, 02:32:01 pm

Q. Do you offer bareback?

A. Not under any circumstances, if you ask during a booking then I will terminate the appointment with no refund. Any attempt to try to bareback without my knowledge is sexual assault and will be reported to Northumbria Police.

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Sorry to disappoint you HP

xx

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #355 on:** December 13, 2017, 03:05:47 pm »

Quote from: Lizzie_Lockhart on December 13, 2017, 02:46:25 pm

Sorry to disappoint you HP

xx

I should love to meet you even with an umbrella but you are too far away from my usual haunts, you look gorgeous.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #356 on:** January 08, 2018, 08:48:23 pm »

Q. How about bareback?

A. How about castration?

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #357 on:** January 23, 2018, 02:33:22 pm »

Q. I'll pay more for BAREBACK!

A. So sorry Gents I do not offer this service AT ALL not even for 100k Now for £1 Million now that's something to think about hehehehe... naughty safe sex is always the best way and you can go home to your wife's or girlfriends knowing your health is safe x

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #358 on:** November 23, 2018, 10:06:20 pm »

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Q Would you consider bareback?
A I always leave it in the hands of the men asking you want bareback. I consider it for no less than 10 thousand pounds. So in basic terms do not ask me.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #359 on:** November 26, 2018, 04:36:12 pm »

Q. Will you do bareback?

A. fuck off.

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #360 on:** December 19, 2018, 06:39:23 pm »

Q. i have £1000 sat here, will you do bareback ?

A. yes of course, i can then spend the £1000 on a fab coffin for myself...Duh !!!!

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myothernameis · « **Reply #361 on:** December 20, 2018, 01:33:31 am »

Quote from: CoolTiger on January 23, 2018, 02:33:22 pm

Q. I'll pay more for BAREBACK!

A. So sorry Gents I do not offer this service AT ALL not even for 100k Now for £1 Million now that's something to think about hehehehe... naughty safe sex is always the best way and you can go home to your wife's or girlfriends knowing your health is safe x

Wonder what would happen if someone came along, and said, I have a million pounds, would she go bareback, after-all she has said, something to think about

mh · « **Reply #362 on:** December 21, 2018, 09:49:02 am »

Quote from: myothernameis on December 20, 2018, 01:33:31 am

Wonder what would happen if someone came along, and said, I have a million pounds, would she go bareback, after-all she has said, something to think about

Like the old joke attributed to various wits:

Man to girl: "Hey, would you have sex with me for a million pounds?"
Girl: "Yes, why not!"
Man: "would you have sex with me for a fiver?"
Girl: "What kind of girl do you think I am?"
Man: "Well we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price."

tantric talents · « **Reply #363 on:** December 21, 2018, 11:56:31 am »

Quote from: mh on December 21, 2018, 09:49:02 am

Like the old joke attributed to various wits:

Yeah I think one was me on page 13 about 2 years ago!
Wow how time flies

mh · « **Reply #364 on:** December 21, 2018, 02:15:50 pm »

Quote from: tantric talents on December 21, 2018, 11:56:31 am

Yeah I think one was me on page 13 about 2 years ago!
Wow how time flies

I guessed it would be on here somewhere, I didn't claim to create it, it just seemed appropriate.

The joke predates this forum somewhat...

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #365 on:** December 27, 2018, 12:34:21 pm »

platinumgangbangs Unprotected sex is listed.

but ....

No girls present at our parties appreciate bareback and they do not wish to be asked about it.

Rules
Do not ask for bareback

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #366 on:** December 31, 2018, 10:01:37 am »

mistake sorry

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #367 on:** January 08, 2019, 01:33:46 am »

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"generally i dont do bb expensive blame brexit"

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #368 on:** January 08, 2019, 09:46:37 am »

Quote from: EnglishRebecca121 on January 08, 2019, 01:33:46 am

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"generally i dont do bb expensive blame brexit"

but lower down on the page:
"Q. What extras are there? A. Ok, so BB is £30 extra"

king tarzan · « **Reply #369 on:** January 08, 2019, 10:02:19 pm »

as long as they are not doing bareback thats good enough for me.. no matter how they put that message across..

ladies..

CoolTiger · « **Reply #370 on:** February 05, 2019, 04:58:18 pm »

Q. Do I do bareback?

A. No, and have started to delete messages that request this. My day job is in health and I have seen the drastic decline of HIV+ victims firsthand .... the copious medicine, the mental waste, the legions, the sickness. Take happiness back to your wife and kids, not a rack of STDs or dose of painful early death. Get it? Lecture over !!!!

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #371 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:05:15 pm »

Q. Do you do bareback?

A. With all due respect, go fuck yourself.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #372 on:** February 13, 2019, 04:36:46 pm »

Sex is always protected don't waste my time asking for without.

But lists bareback in enjoys column.

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Tdydl · « **Reply #373 on:** March 21, 2019, 07:54:00 am »

Because we all know that showers cure all ills

Q. Can I fuck you bareback?
A. In a word, yes. Although this is dependant on your personal hygiene. Ideally, if you can shower first then that would be best. Yes, you can cum inside me.

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #374 on:** March 21, 2019, 12:05:56 pm »

Quote from: Tdydl on March 21, 2019, 07:54:00 am

Because we all know that showers cure all ills

Q. Can I fuck you bareback?
A. In a word, yes. Although this is dependant on your personal hygiene. Ideally, if you can shower first then that would be best. Yes, you can cum inside me.

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Good to hear that having a shower before having BB sex will make you immune to catching/passing on any nasty STI's

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #375 on:** May 07, 2019, 04:31:56 pm »

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Q. Would you consider bb ? A. Hello only at my discretion hygiene is a must and must have recent up to date health certificate and feedback on aw or it just a 100% no ! Thanks xxx

Additional £500

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BAREBACK IS £700 FOR 2 HOURS MIN, THEN £200 FOR EVERY HOUR AFTER THAT NO EXCEPTIONS

punk · « **Reply #376 on:** May 29, 2019, 08:22:09 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 07, 2019, 04:31:56 pm

Q. Would you consider bb ? A. Hello only at my discretion hygiene is a must and must have recent up to date health certificate and feedback on aw or it just a 100% no ! Thanks xxx

Additional £500

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BAREBACK IS £700 FOR 2 HOURS MIN, THEN £200 FOR EVERY HOUR AFTER THAT NO EXCEPTIONS

So not that fussy.As long as extra ~£££ are offered.

B4bcock · « **Reply #377 on:** May 29, 2019, 10:35:03 pm »

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This cutie offers bareback and in her profile describes herself as "incredibly contagious".

CoolTiger · « **Reply #378 on:** July 18, 2019, 12:16:31 am »

Q. Do you offer bareback?

A. No, NEVER. Unless you're Chris Pratt

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thecat250 · « **Reply #379 on:** July 23, 2019, 02:05:45 pm »

Q. Can we have bareback sex?

A. Sure you can have it, but not with me

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #380 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:37:03 am »

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lists bareback
but
in profile (her spelling and punctuation)

Sex whit condom !

Phil Anselmo · « **Reply #381 on:** July 26, 2019, 07:37:19 pm »

I've had a crap week and this topic made me chuckle and laugh out loud too when I read through that highly educated one's pretentious bollocks

Cheers to one and all for giving me a good laugh.

Tdydl · « **Reply #382 on:** July 27, 2019, 07:53:13 am »

If the name fits ...

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j122 · « **Reply #383 on:** December 11, 2019, 07:47:41 am »

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Q. Do you do anal?
A. this is definatly a no with a capital N. x

But she used a lowercase n

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #384 on:** February 18, 2020, 02:36:02 am »

Q. Will you do bareback?

A. Nope, never for all of the chocolate at Cadbury World, and if you have to ask then I don’t think we can be friends

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #385 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:33:57 am »

Q. Do you offer bareback?

A. Do you have a time machine?

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Matrix · « **Reply #386 on:** July 14, 2020, 07:14:03 pm »

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We have a winner.

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Q. Do you do Bareback? A. NO,NEVER! If you insist I report your phone number to authorities for attempted rape.

asking it’s is not a problem the answer will always be NO! but if you insist I will ask my protection.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #387 on:** August 04, 2020, 10:04:11 pm »

Q. Will you do bareback?

A. Nope, never for all of the chocolate at Cadbury World, and if you have to ask then I don’t think we can be friends

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #388 on:** March 30, 2021, 11:25:21 pm »

Q. Bareback?

A. Not even for £10 million! x

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #389 on:** June 03, 2021, 07:11:47 pm »

Q. Do you do Bareback ?

A. THE ANSWER IS NO, I WON'T DO IT EVEN IF YOU WILL BRING ME THE MOON ON MY FEET.

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signy · « **Reply #390 on:** July 07, 2021, 05:33:16 pm »

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I offer bareback (CIA) sex just anally.

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Well, that's alright then. No chance of any problems there.

myothernameis · « **Reply #391 on:** October 16, 2022, 07:05:24 pm »

Dont know if this escort has been mentioned

Do You Kiss: No
Do you do anal: No

Do you offer bareback: Yes, absolutely I love bareback

Good to know she loves bareback, but wont kiss

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Home Alone · « **Reply #392 on:** October 16, 2022, 09:01:47 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 16, 2022, 07:05:24 pm

Dont know if this escort has been mentioned

Do You Kiss: No
Do you do anal: No

Do you offer bareback: Yes, absolutely I love bareback

Good to know she loves bareback, but wont kiss

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From which AW Profile I quote,
"Q: Do you love bareback?
A: Absolutely - I LOVE bareback! Ask me for the cost!"

I bet she means how much she'll charge you not to wear a condom; not what medical complaints you can get from shagging her sans condom.

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