External Link/Members OnlyGoing to burst the bubble on this one. Probably worst punt I've ever had
Cost - 80 for 45mins, plus 20 for anal
Location - upstairs flat in a backstreet town house. Grotty. Production line brothel. Awful bed. Poor hygiene. Other people there checking you out as you walk through.
Bathroom was serviceable, but didn't use the shower.
Services - not much! No OWO on offer. No FK available. Got one lip kiss. Doggy and brief reluctant anal.
Girl - not bad looking, apart from a big lip stud. Very skinny, more than the pictures make out. No breasts at all, flat as a pancake. Not clean shaven at all, pretty stubbly, bordering on half a bush. Fairly hairy nipples too. Has zero English which made things hard.
Action - arrived. Went upstairs, used the loo. Handed over cash, had to speak to Maid to confirm anal, as couldn't get a clear confirmation from kitty.
In the room, undressed. No hug, kissing, fondling or anything to set the mood.
Instructed on the bed, condom on the flaccid cock, tried to suck me to attention which was hard work as I wasn't particularly feeling it after the grim first impressions.
Then she lubes up her Ass for anal. I would have gone pussy first, but trying to communicate was too painful. She kneels by the side of bed, me standing. She uses a thick white cream lube, and she used so much I couldnt see where her assholes was, I kid you not. Slapped loads on my cock too. Was so slippery I couldn't line up to penetrate, combined with the fact she winced and pulled away each time.
Gave up, and went for doggy in her snatch to get things going before I went soft. After a few minutes, pulled out to switch to anal, she goes "you finish? " errr, no love.
Finally slipped in her ass, with a few gasps (I'm not big by any means) . Couldn't get any rhythm going as she kept dropping the height and sliding away from me. By now I'm getting a bit annoyed seeing how this is going and lose wood.
Some mechanical tugging to try and revive it, followed with a few attempts to slip me in her pussy (same condom as her Ass!) but the little fella has had enough by now. She keeps tapping my watch saying "time". We were barely over 20 minutes. I'm like "I've paid for 45, not 30", falls on deaf noncomprehending ears.
I think fuck this. Get up, get dressed and leave around 30 mins.
I'd have been better throwing 100 quid in my bin and saving the time and petrol. Truly awful.
Awful place, awful service (what service there was).
Avoid at all costs.
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