External Link/Members Only30 minutes incall @ £60 Location - Birmingham City centre B5
This was a shit show from the off.
Wasn't really feeling a punt today,but I'd Read Dark Vaders review of Christie,which led to the link,Quick look at who was available today.....Up sprang Sam. Phoned in,told that she was available tonight,booking confirmed,game on.
Now I did have my eye on Sam,fit milf that did everything,plus as far as I can remember,she did have several good reviews on here,can't seem to find them now,but I'm sure that they're there.
Got into town 2 minutes earlier than the agreed booking time,rang up and Polska told me 5 minutes,I knew where this was going.
20 minutes later i rang up again,she's been delayed,she'll DEFINITELY be there in 10 minutes....FFS,eventually 36 minutes later Sam opened the gate and let me in.
Now what really pissed me off was that it was raining,it was cold,dark and damp,if Polska knew she'd be that late,why didn't he tell me so that I could wait in the fuckin car ????
There's normally no way I'd wait this long,I'd have given up the ghost, but I did want to see Sam,see what the fuss was about,I really really wish I hadn't bothered,saved over an hour of my life plus 60 holes !!!
Sam looked rough,she had hands like a brick layer, no nail extensions or Polish,she sounded rough as well,no femininity in her voice.
She's in her early to mid 50s,blonde shoulder length hair,about 5'4 and with saggy malnutritioned B cup tits,size 6-8,absolutely no fat on her,but not unhealthy skinny. Her skin wasn't the best,especially on her face,lumps and bumps aplenty.
I did ask if she did Swollow,which I thought she did,Nope,no CIM either,soo it was a normal vanilla punt then.
Started with the traditional DFK,fairly decent,nothing special, but she kept angling herself away from me,couldn't really understand that. Felt stubble on her chin......just when I thought it couldn't get any worse !!! Maybe that's what she was hiding.
Onto OWO,this was very good to be fair,superb suction of the balls,right from the start,without being told to do so,nice. Her technique was also good,nice suction,went about half way down and no relenting.
Off with the knickers and into RO,also excellent,nice shaved snatched,spotlessly clean,no odours,massive protruding clit on her though. Had a decent feast on her then moved over to 69,also very good.
Bagged up,into CG,she was very enthusiastic and could definitely take a pasting. Now this is where the strange noises / sounds became prominent. I had noticed this pre sex,but not too much,once she got going she really did sound like Darth Vader,heavy,laboured breathing,maybe a bit of wheezing was thrown into the mix as well.
Onto Doggy,again taken with enthusiasm and at a decent pace,no complaints from her.
Next up missionary,but before I entered her again,I noticed that the condom was drying up,I did ask her for a bit of Lube,I definitely didn't want the condom to break. That's when I noticed the blood on the end of the condom,not loads,but enough to put a man off. I did ask Sam if she was on her period,she mumbled something back.
She also mentioned that the time was nearly up,I pointed out that we had nearly 12 minutes left.
Finished in the bag and I asked Sam to clean me up,not the best,token gesture really.
Now I suspect that Sam has been on the bodybuilding gear,maybe some time ago,but that could explain her rough,semi bloke features and traits.
She may also have a few mental health issues,nothing too serious,but enough to make you think.....Maybe I've got the wrong end of the stick,maybe they're just part of her personality.
Sam is enthusiastic and can give you a run for your money,but this was a shite punt.
