This happened a few weeks ago
Decided I wanted to try something new on the spur of the moment. I can’t access this site in the day time so it was a case of flicking through gum tree and VS.
I like a good massage so an older thai lady looked like a good bet. I also like a big pair of fun bags so a second box ticked
Comms were ok mixture of phone call and texts her English was passable.
Location was Brandlesholme a couple of miles outside Bury. Property was a bit tired but not too bad. Went up to room to find it’s a mattress on the floor prices offered were £30 massage +£20 for HE or £80 for B2B.
Opted for B2B.AS I lay down I realised the mattress was absolutely shite with springs digging into me She got naked from the get go and it was not a pretty site as she had a huge gut. I knew from pictures she was big but even so she didn’t carry the weight well and it was a turnoff. As she was naked I assumed therefore that this was going to be more erotic than massage.
Wrong she actually provided a structured massage which would have been half decent on a massage table or even slightly firm bed. Even on turnover there was a continuation of a massage with nothing sexy happening.
B2B was non existent and she kept her distance so her tits never reached my face. Unusually for me even an oily hand job was not getting the little fella interested.
Eventually managed to come despite not being fully hard.
So in summary ;
Scruffy house
Shockingly bad mattress
Deeply unattractive masseuse
Shit b2b
Ok massage
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