kfun1890 - Barking TOFTT

[milfhunter67]

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Decided to take a punt at this lady after being enticed by the big tits in her pics. Pretty much a waste of 50 quid. Meet happened a couple weeks back.

Comms wise she either does it all via AW messaging or KIK, both of which are a bit of a pain. Tried to meet her on a Thursday daytime and when I arrived she asked if I could wait, because someone who was supposed to have cancelled turned up. I saw him loitering and dipped and she kept messaging saying no please wait it's only a footjob. So I said I don't have time today I can see you tomorrow (which was a mistake, in hindsight)
Anyway, arrived at the agreed time the next day and went in.

The place itself is a quiet back road flat in upney. Pretty discreet. Fairly tidy.

Looks wise, not a whole lot to say. She's definitely worse than her pics. Built like a brick shithouse to be honest. Pics are cleverly taken to hide how broad and fat she is. Tits are decent but otherwise not much going for her.

The meet: Can't remember why it came up exactly but early on she mentioned she's engaged but not to worry he knows about what she does and is okay with it, and assured me the place was empty. "You can check if you want"
 Prior to turning up she'd already told me she doesn't do oral, but otherwise offers GFE. So I said okay as you don't do what I really like, how about you play with yourself for a bit and give me a titwank to get me going before a fuck. She responded keenly and said she could/would do all of the above. When it came down to it she said "I don't really do self play, it does nothing for me, I'm more of a sex kinda gal"
So I said okay give me a bit of a tit wank to get me up. She essentially sat on the edge of the bed and squeezed her tits together and said "go on then". At this point I'm just getting pissed off so I just said okay let's fuck. Asked her if she goes on top and she said no not with your length. (Not a brag, I'm average at best.) God help her bloke honestly.
So I proceed to just have some boring ass missionary with her which she seemed to enjoy but didn't really do much for me. Eventually popped in the bag, cleaned up and left. Might be alright for some who don't mind a bigger bird and just want a pump and dump but for the hassle getting hold of her via AW or KIK it's a negative for me, big case of curiosity killed the cat as they say.

[Atrueyorkie]

“Pics are cleverly taken to hide how broad and fat she is”

Did you see the picture attached? That string is hanging on for dear life. 

That and the angled photos down clearly give off vibes that she’s clearly fat to me.

That couple with weighing 15st+ and a dress size 18 would have given me all the indications I needed to know.

Apart from that the service seemed very lame, so yeah deserved negatives

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[milfhunter67]

To clarify, I've got nothing against a bigger lass. But she's built like a rugby player