Made a booking for Lexi based on the pictures and the one positive review on here. Saturday morning and no one on the rota I particularly wanted to see so I settled for this one. Thought I’d just give her a try. Local to me parlour and I normally see Cherry but she wasn’t working. As soon as I saw her in reception I wished I’d turned round and walked back out if I’m honest. She was friendly enough but I wasn’t in the slightest bit attracted to her. Face like a Neanderthal and built like a sumo wrestler. She’s listed as 6ft. I’m 6ft myself and I was looking up at her. I’d say she’s 6ft4. So into the room and she asks what special services I wanted. I just replied the normal stuff. So, didn’t try to kiss her. Tried desperately to get aroused by stroking her but her arse is nothing like the pictures on the web site. After a few minutes of this I asked her for oral. By now I’m thinking, I just want this over with. So she’s about to apply the rubber and I said I’d like it without. It’s an extra tenner. Erm, yeah I know. I’ll give you it before I leave. She said she’d like it now please. So off I walk with a shrivelled up flaccid cock to my pants pocket to get her her tenner. She then proceeds to clean my cock with a fuckin wet wipe. I was about to just get dressed and walk out by this point but she started sucking. The only slight redeeming part of this punt was her blowjob was good enough to get me hard. Done this for a few minutes. I was about to come so I asked her to apply Johnny. She puts it on and bends over. I’m thinking, this shouldn’t last a minute. I’m pumping away but her fanny is about as wide as the khyber pass. Pulled out and asked her to finish me with oral. “If you come in my mouth I’ll bite your dick off”. Right, okay. Charming. I finished up and got a shower. She threw me a towel and fucked off somewhere whilst I dried off. All in all I wish I hadn’t bothered. Ruined my Saturday. The “action” lasted 10 minutes and I was out in 15 minutes. I’ve had some absolutely mind blowing punts at this place over the years but this was one to completely forget.
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