COCO-SHANEL - Liverpool Street - bad attitude & service

[DSaa69]

Morning gents (and ladies),

It has been a while since I have done a review here but mainly because I was in a relationship and then moved cities to London. First meet in London did not go well at all, which is a surprise after seeing all the positive reviews here.

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Texted her on a weekend afternoon to see if she was free as I was in the same area. Got a reply back in a few mins saying she was and after a bit back and forth we settled on a time (which was rather short notice). Got the postcode and started walking towards the location, very close to the station. Got there and waited for a few minutes and this where I thought this punt was going to shit. Called her, no response. Got a text after around 7 minutes about the house number. Went into the building and waited for a couple more mins for her to open the door.

As most have described here, well proportioned and was wearing see-through lingerie. Gave me a hug and asked me if I wanted a shower. I had a shower previously so declined and just washed my hands etc. Finished the paperwork, £200 for the hour and she asked me if there is anything I like. I said I like to be dominant but happy to go with the flow. Not sure if that went through because she started to be dominant with me and I politely went along with it. Wiped my cock down and got to work with some good OWO. Could not go too deep and I am quite average so was a bit of a let down but no major downsides of the OWO. It was a great start. After going at it for a while, I explained that I like being dominant instead of her. She gave me a weird look as if to say that is weird. Anyways, I asked if we could move to RO and she declined and said "that is only saved for special people". Fair enough, her choice but don't write Receiving Oral on your profile then LOL.

But here is where it starts getting worse. She puts the condom on and asks me where I would like her. I said lets do missionary first. So she laid down and as soon as I got in and she started saying "stop pounding my pussy", when I was not doing that. When I slow down, she starts groaning "that is now how I like to be fucked, why do you fuck like that?". Point taken, I dont know how to fuck. Hard to explain this one as no one has ever said this but ok. She said we should switch positions and she went into doggy. I started picking up pace and again she starts groaning "babe you are finishing up all my lube". I am guessing lube costs more than £200 that is why she was so worried. Again the drama about me not knowing how to fuck comes along. So I ask her to take the lead and go RCG. She does and it goes on for 5 mins and at this point I just wanted to finish and leave but I find it hard to finish with the girl on top. So i ask her to get off and suck me to finish. She wipes the cock down again and since I am back to flaccid now, I try to get going by myself. She moves my hand away and says "I literally just wiped you down, why are you doing that". Again, wipes cost more than £200 and dont get the need to wipe me down if I have touched myself. I am fuming at this point so I tell her to let me finish by myself. Most girls either play with your balls so tease you while you are wanking yourself off but she went on her phone and is not even watching. I finish and she wipes me down.

Here is where it gets worse, she proceeds to ask me if I want to go again in the most disinterested tone and then asks me "are you a virgin because you dont know how to fuck? Also, you don't give me domme vibes at all". I didnt respond to that stupid question and went on my way.

Definitely not coming back ever.

Till another meet!

[luv2kiss54]

Blimey sounds like you caught her on a very bad day given all her previous positive reviews. Just goes to show you never can be sure in this game and ouch £200 as well. Sorry it didnt work out but good on you for reporting, good to have balance.

[Atrueyorkie]

Hmm her first negative never thought I’d see that.

Interesting read. So many questions and thoughts.

Personally I frown on taking a whole hour on new SP as an hour is a long time and if I don’t get on it becomes dragged out. I’m assuming you went for the hour based on the track record.

This Dom part. I don’t personally get it. I think if anything it’s more of how you come off then stating but again if your paying and you want a service I think that should have been abided by regardless of how you come across as.

I agree with you on the RO, if it’s “reserved” or whatever malarkey they want to spew it needs to be stated on the profile clearly or put as at discretion if possible. So fairs on that part.

It looks like it went down hill from there. I wasn’t there obviously  but pounding from the get go, nobody does that lol and I’m sure you didn’t. Unless they’re extremely wet pounding from the get go is not gonna be nice ha. Then slowing down or just reducing your standard pace to then be told you don’t like to be fucked like that is a bit “huh”.  Surely that’s irrelevant to you as it’s your time? Your not there to put on a performance. You’re there to fuck and cum. That’s it. This is not a gf. So why do you need to tailor how you fuck, that mind boggles me.

I’m going to “assume” she wasn’t wet at all. Hence the need to keep using lube especially on the position changes. So I’m seeing why there a increase of frustration.

A detailed review, can almost envision myself there. Suggesting a round two after all that is laughable and dumbfounding on her side. Clearly disinterested and aggravated for some reason. Why would you want to repeat?

The last additional comments were not needed  your not paying for her opinion or thoughts of you.

I would love to hear both sides  interesting review 

[JonasG]

Sounds awful! Deserved negative of course, especially for the constant put downs.

Seen her twice and she definitely likes to be dominant and in charge, so all I can think of is you saying the opposite has irked her.

She's mentioned UKP before to me and she reads this forum regularly, so when she reads this hopefully she realises that she can't be in charge all the time and if a guy wants to be dominant she has to accept that.

[Ron89]

Sounds like the polar opposite experience to mine, she was very submissive. Must have caught her on a bad day or just not clicked.

Note her schedule has changed big time, I think her green light has been on for a week now, including today, so a drop in service is inevitable. I won’t be revisiting for this reason. Nothing less of a turn on than a girl who’s taken 50 dicks in the past week.

[JonasG]

I'd love to see her again but she's constantly in Liverpool Street it seems which I can't be bothered going to.

[bugsy]

Sorry you had a poor punt OP; my 2 punts with her, I set the pace so I suspect she’s  reacting to either feeling the pace of her recent service offering (her fault as she could work fewer days) or is already jaded or even worse may have started believing the hype of all positive reviews prior to this negative one.

[SantanaCarlos]

Fuck me, 200 of her majesty’s finest to be demeaned? Scandalous.

Uppity prossie! Intentional sabotage I reckon 

Probably felt she was doing you a favor by allowing you in her presence the cheeky whore.