Spotted this place by chance as I was strolling by, so decided to chance my arm. Massage took place end of August.
Walked in and asked receptionist for 30 min massage. £30 paid and lead to one of the rooms behind entrance lobby.
Small, no wash facilities and a massage table thats clearly been there some time. Paper towel covering rips and tears in plastic cover.
No towel available so laid bollock naked.
Receptionist joined me shortly after. Said her name was 'Silly'. Chinese, decent english. Looked mid 30s to me so probably mid 40s in reality. Dressed in smart attire, almost business like.
I got a well oiled hand essentially stroked from my neck to my legs. 'Full' massage lasted approximately 7 minutes.
Was then asked outright if I wanted a Happy Ending. Zero teasing, zero cc swipes, zero accidental brushes.
Asked how much. £40 quoted, £20 offered. £30 agreed.
Told I had to pay up front. As I stood up to get wallet, Silly started wiping the oil from my back with paper towel. Paid.
Laid on my back and once again zero sensuality, just played with him enough to get him hard and then went like the clappers to get the job done. £30 for hand relief equated to a charge of about £15 a minute
Job done, half hearted attempt at a clean up and a babywipe given to me to finish my own clean.
Was dressed and back out on street within 20 mins of arriving.
Dreadful place, dreadful service. Zero inclination to kick up a fuss, just angry with myself for opting for an oriental gaff when I ALWAYS prefer EE.
Thats it for me. Never again in Chinese shop....until little Steven takes over that is.
